Flustered Lee Cain, Boris Johnson’s propaganda chief who used to dress as a Tory-taunting Daily Mirror chicken, is in a flap. Downing Street’s spin doctor spits feathers, whisper special advisers, whenever doorstepped cabinet ministers utter anything more than a cheery “good morning” to TV crews camped outside their homes. So what does Cain do about increasingly unhinged aide Dominic Cummings’s agitprop box office reactions to journalists? Nothing. Spads giggle Cain’s happy to bawl out ministers but is intimidated by his misfit weirdo No 10 line manager.
Labour wannabes are an unhappy troupe. Lisa Nandy’s team is demanding Rebecca Long-Bailey’s camp ceases wrongly claiming that only the Salford Svetlana opposed the Tory 2015 welfare bill. Nandy was on maternity leave yet issued a statement at the time opposing the cuts, and even Keir Starmer voted against on the third reading after earlier abstaining. Two requests by Nandy’s campaign chair Louise Haigh for Long-Bailey’s consigliere, Jon Lansman, to retract and apologise go unanswered. The Momentum godfather is unabashed.
Ruthless Jon Lansman moving into Jeremy Corbyn’s Islington North constituency set local tongues wagging. The talk is Lansman fancies his chances of inheriting the seat from Corbyn, who’d be 75 by a 2024 election. “Everything Jon does is a political calculation,” muttered a left-wing rival, “including where to live.”
The Labour machine is cranked up for Long-Bailey but Southside dissidents are fighting a rearguard action. Inside Labour’s HQ a fundraising apparatchik was overheard telling a potential donor: “Of course we’ve got to do everything to stop that Rebecca Long-Bailey.” No blank cheques then.
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Kevin Maguire is the associate editor (politics) of the Daily Mirror
This article appears in the 19 Feb 2020 issue of the New Statesman, The age of pandemics