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2 September 2010

Laurie Penny: William Hague’s decision to use his wife’s miscarriages to defend himself is unnecessary and offensive

No uterus is public property.

By Laurie Penny

“Well, if you’re not gay, why haven’t you got that nice girl pregnant yet?” It’s the sort of question one expects only from atrocious, senile grandparents and the British press in silly season.

Beset by trollish gossip about his relationship with his former aide Christopher Myers, the Foreign Secretary has felt obliged to make an extremely intimate public announcement about the state of his wife’s uterus to satisfy the snarling attack-dogs of the sweltering summer media hiatus. Poor William Hague. Poor Chris Myers. And poor Ffion Hague, whose multiple miscarriages have now been offered to the world as evidence of her husband’s integrity and virility.

If there is one lesson we’ve learned in the past week, amid the breathless coverage of David and Samantha Cameron’s new arrival, it’s that the reproductive organs of Tory wives are extremely important and deeply indicative of their husbands’ capacity to exercise power responsibly and well. After all, if a man doesn’t know and control what’s going on in his lady’s pants, how can he be expected to run a government department?

The link between Mrs Hague’s repeated, tragic loss of pregnancy and Mr Hague’s heterosexuality is not necessarily straightforward, but it’s the closest one can come in a public forum to “I’ve definitely been sleeping with my wife”.

Hague seems to have accepted the rather Orwellian narrative that regular, productive heterosexual intercourse within the confines of marriage is a man’s duty to the Tory party, and the press has goaded him into an explicit statement that he’s been doing his duty. Will that be enough uncomfortable personal revelation to satisfy the ravenous media machine?

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Unfortunately, it’s probably exactly what we wanted. The British press seems to nurse an interminable fascination with what Conservatives do in bed together, and the party is clearly anxious to avoid another series of sex scandals like those that beset the Back to Basics years. Only by diverting the media’s attention with a highly personal story which nevertheless emphasises that the New Tories are moral, married, faithful and fertile — not the kinky Conservatives of John Major’s premiership — could Hague and his handlers have hoped to defuse this scandal.

Would it matter if William Hague was a closeted homosexual or bisexual? Yes, it would, simply because it would raise serious questions about the hypocrisy of his previous defence of Section 28. In the light of his extremely revealing statement, however, and in the light of the rumours having originated from that paragon of mature, well-researched online commentary, Guido “Terribly Dangerous” Fawkes, I’d venture to suggest that Hague’s claim never to have had a relationship with another man is probably grounded. Yet all this juicy chatter misses the point entirely.

Even if Hague is straighter than a die, it doesn’t make his ugly defence of homophobic policies and policymakers one jot more justified. Furthermore, whatever the Foreign Secretary’s sexual proclivities, Ffion Hague’s miscarriages have no bearing on his ability to do his job responsibly — the Hagues could be as fertile and faithful as a pair of Catholic rabbits and William Hague would still be a grim prospect in the Foreign Office. And — most importantly — no woman’s uterus is public property. Not even if they’ve had the poor taste to marry a Tory minister.

Read Laurie Penny’s weekly column in the New Statesman magazine.

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