It won’t be a typical Christmas Day for Elon Musk this year. It may start as normal, Musk waking from his nightly four-hour suspension in an employee’s plasma and moving quickly into his daily routine. This starts with 400 posts on X before breakfast.
For Christmas, a special post will show an AI version of Musk as Father Christmas, saying, “Have you been good, or do you still use legacy media?” while a sleigh powered by 30 SpaceX Raptor Engines blasts him across the sky as he scatters million-dollar bills onto the crowds below. The image shows the bills igniting as soon as they touch human flesh, burning into everyone’s palms the message “You should be using crypto. Ha ha!” Musk also posts that he’s looking forward to the Christmas Day when he can do all this for real, with maybe his satellites dropping the money. In a subsequent post, he says this will definitely be next year.
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