Val McDermid is the author of 39 books, the majority being crime fiction. She was the first student from a Scottish state school to attend St Hilda’s College, Oxford. She also sponsors the McDermid Stand at Raith Rovers’s football ground, named in honour of her father, a club scout.
What’s your earliest memory?
Sitting on my father’s shoulders in the town square in Kirkcaldy at Christmas time. I remember the impossibly tall Christmas tree covered in lights. And there was a coin-operated machine about the size of a table football game that featured plastic figures of pipers and drummers moving back and forth to the tinny sound of “Scotland the Brave”.
Who was your childhood hero?
Joni Mitchell and Leonard Cohen were my heroes. I’m not much given to hero worship, but I still admire them both.
What political figure, past or present,do you look up to?
I had considerable admiration for the late John Smith. I think he would have made very different choices from those of Tony Blair. And I do have great respect for Nicola Sturgeon.
What was the last book that changed your thinking?
Sunjeev Sahota’s The Year of the Runaways opened my eyes to the reality of life for many of the immigrants who come to this country; the price they pay and the persistence they show in trying to make a decent life for themselves and their families. It puts a human face on the empty posturing of so many politicians.
What would be your Mastermind specialist subject?
The life of Christopher Marlowe – the same as it was last time, when I won.
In which time and place, other than your own, would you like to live?
I’m happy where I am. Chances are, any other time or place, I’d be a lowly peasant with no way out.
What TV show could you not live without?
It’s a toss-up between University Challenge and Only Connect.
Who would paint your portrait?
I’m currently sitting for a longitudinal drawing by Audrey Grant, an Edinburgh artist. It’s a fascinating process.
What’s your theme tune?
“First We Take Manhattan” by Leonard Cohen. It’s got energy and indomitability. It’s about not giving up or giving in.
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? Have you followed it?
Early in my career, I asked Sara Paretsky for advice. She said: “Never do anything that isn’t tax deductible.” I’ve done my best to stick to that.
What’s currently bugging you?
How long have you got? Almost every element of Westminster politics, for starters…
What single thing would make your life better?
A clone to do the stuff I don’t want to.
When were you happiest?
I’ve never been happier than I am now.
If you weren’t a writer, what would you be?
I’d like to think I could have been a singer-songwriter. I’ve recently started performing again in a band with a bunch of friends – Fun Lovin’ Crime Writers – and it’s the best fun I’ve had in ages.
Are we all doomed?
It’s hard not to think so, but I remain optimistic.
“Insidious Intent” by Val McDermid is published by Little, Brown on 24 August
This article appears in the 16 Aug 2017 issue of the New Statesman, Trump goes nuclear