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7 December 2022updated 09 Dec 2022 10:44am

Subscriber of the week: Christmas Turkey

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The farm.

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Since my egg cracked.

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I’m a bit red. I’m also a bit blue, but I don’t like the Spectator.

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This article appears in the 07 Dec 2022 issue of the New Statesman, Christmas Special