That memo against the Pope is no joke

Benedict XVI, his visit, and an aggressively secular mindset in Whitehall.

There is widespread confusion over the extraordinary Foreign Office "brainstorming" memo entitled "The ideal visit would see . . .", and it has caused huge diplomatic tensions between the UK and the Holy See, which have enjoyed unprecedentedly strong relations in recent years -- until now.

People think it is a joke. That is to say, that it was written as a joke. This is not surprising, given the range of suggestions, which include a form of contraception named after the Pope, the Pope opening an abortion clinic, and the Pope overseeing a homosexual wedding.

In fact, I am reliably told by a senior Whitehall source: "This was not written as a joke. It was meant to be a serious brainstorming by various people [and was] designed for a meeting. I know it is hard to believe, but it is serious."

In which case, the memo says more about the mindset of what one official calls the "aggressive secular fundamentalism" that is entrenched in the Foreign Office than it does about the papal visit, which, for all the Vatican's faults, remains a good thing.

Don't get me wrong. I deplore the sick culture of child abuse that has been unearthed in the Roman Catholic Church. And I will upset some Catholic friends by saying that I have some sympathy with the view that the Pope should show leadership, take overall responsibility and "resign" over the issue.

Even before that grotesque scandal was reported, I didn't have much time for a Pope who is into Gucci shoes and iPods.

However, much work has been put in by the British embassy in the Vatican -- and by ministers who should not be blamed -- to improve relations with the centre of a religion followed by millions. In an age when interfaith recognition is vital, that is very important work indeed.

That this memo has been setback, caused by the childish and frankly idiotic provocations of sniggering officials with too much time on their hands, is an embarrassment to Britain. Secularists should offer faiths the same freedom of thought that they hold so dear.

I will be returning to this subject.

UPDATE: A query I submitted to the Foreign Office about whether or not the document is a joke has not had a response (2 May).

 

29 comments

frankyg's picture

Dear "woman with an Italian male name" (??): diverging views are acceptable to me, obvious ignorance is not. About "raw nerve": sorry, but pot-kettle,kettle-pot etc. I really find sanctimonious atheists rather sickly. Ok, so you don't believe in God. That's fine, but please stop banging on about it. You do not have a monopoly on wisdom. Can't you see what caricatures you and others are when you go around telling people what to think or not to think? Oh, the irony! A few centuries ago and you lot would have been first in line in burning miscreants at the stake... Final point (re-stated to finally get through. Hello? Anybody there?): Pope = head of state according to UK, ergo UK state visit. Deal with it.

Dr. Paul,I am really curious to know the department you were a civil servant in. The Ministry for the welfare of the Keystone Cops? A memo sent to Downing Street "obviously a joke"? Really?

Daniele1's picture

frankyg:
Atheists have never burnt anybody at the stake for a start! Unlike.. I could go on..
So you can't take atheists "banging on" about not believing in God. Well deal with it!
Christians and other deluded crazed souls have been "banging on" about their gods for centuries, killing anyone who did not believe in their stories. Maybe it is our turn.Deal with that too!
What's your problem? you even object to my name? that's hilarious. Is your name really "frankyg"?
Meanwhile go on an anger management course. You've got "issues".

Athanasius's picture

"Atheists have never burnt anybody at the stake for a start!"

Most probably not, but they have killed priests by the tens of thousand in the Soviet Union, simply because they were priests.
They have imprisoned parents for teaching their children about God, and have taken children into orphanages where they were sexually abused simply because their families were believers.
It happened to my mother in Albania,
What world have you been living in frankyg?

Fred's picture

Actually it was Gordon Brown who invited the Pope - and for a State Visit to boot.

So Gorgeous Gordon decided to spend taxpayers money on this.

Funny he didn't mention that last Thursday evening in the TV debate.

Perhaps it was because he wanted the Pope to come before the election.

Now why would he have wanted that?

Surely nothing to do with the Catholic vote in Glasgow!

MikeSC's picture

I'm fair sick of the media assaulting people for voicing their opinions concerning the opinions of others. It is not an assault on "freedom of thought" to express an opinion that just maybe it would be nice if the Pope were to denounce the bigotry of his religion.

For Christ's sake. How is this even supposed to be an assault on freedom of thought?

"Freedom of thought" doesn't mean "freedom from disagreement".

Freida's picture

Personally, I think that some in Britain are concerned that Britain is turning Catholic because that's what's happening.

Kieran's picture

Every one of the suggestions is reasonable - the conflict comes from the knowledge that the pope is an closed-minded, unreasonable man from a closed-minded, unreasonable organisation.

melvin polatnick's picture

Mother Nature has made it impossible for a priest,dog,or cat to be celibate. The sexual drive is within all living things, and it cannot be contained. The xxx man is everywhere,even in the priesthood. Before the church is cleansed, this truth has to be acknowledged.

tomasz.'s picture

"I have some sympathy with the view that the Pope should show leadership, take overall responsibility and "resign" over the issue."

No, he should be arrested and tried. He's an enabler of child rape. There are no two ways about this.

So what if this memo was written in all seriousness? Even a deadly earnest suggestion that this man should open an abortion clinic or give his name to a brand of prophylactics pales into insignificance when placed beside - it has to be said again - the large-scale concealment and tacit acceptance of child rape.

This man has lost any right to ever, ever say anything concerning other people's sexual morality.

Brian's picture

Another week, another Nulabour fiasco. Two weeks and a bit to go to meltdown. Roll on.

Dr_Paul's picture

I'm an old civil servant, and I am 99 per cent sure that this was written as a joke amongst FCO officials, but somehow was leaked to the press by someone who didn't like it.

I occasionally wrote joke memos and circulated them amongst friends. Other people I know did the same. The very idea that a British department of state would ever seriously consider promoting a papal johnny or abortion clinic is absurd, and can only be the product of someone with a persecution complex about his favoured institution.

alloycowboy's picture

Since when is abortion a laughing or joking matter? Watch one over the internet and see if you are still laughing!

Nicholas Taylor's picture

Brainstorming is supposed to be putting down on paper the first thing that comes into your head. One may legitimately ask why those particular items were the ones that emerged. However ill-judged the memo may have been, leaking it was a despicable act against the kind of creative thinking that is essential in a modern government.

Daniele1's picture

Dr Paul is right.Of course it was written as a joke! I can't believe, James Macintyre that you really think it was serious.How on earth could these suggestions be serious??
It is just a shame that some catholic member of staff did not appreciate the joke and went on to leak the memo. End of story.
In any case the Pope deserves to be treated with contempt when we know what he has been presiding over.
It is a total outrage that the tax payers, (most of them are not only NOT catholic, but not even christian) will be paying for the pope's visit.
This is a secular nation and no religious figure should be given a State visit.The English catholic church could receive him if they want, and pay for his visit.Not me, an atheist who loathes the catholic church I was brought up in.

Bored of Birmingham's picture

I don't know who she is, but I think i'm in love with Daniele!

Daniel Lever's picture

BRAVO !

Join us on facebook: BOOTHEPOPE

that is Boo The Pope

Unhelpful's picture

Popes, rabbis, ayatollahs - why are thay all so interested with what other people do with their private parts? Sickos.

Winston's picture

So called 'public servants' use tax payer's money to write bad jokes?

Ah, church and state, what amazing institutions...

MikeSC's picture

"So called 'public servants' use tax payer's money to write bad jokes?"

Yes, I agree, in fact we can solve the deficit through making efficiency savings in the area of "public servants must pay for the ink from pens when used for personal reasons." Sorted.

algernon's picture

Actually I think this serves the civil servants in a good light. They're human beings with a sense of humour. The Catholic church's view on contraception consigns many in the developing world to death and misery. Now that's what I call offensive.

Daniele1's picture

Thanks for that, Bored of Birmingham! Nice to be appreciated.
The Vatican is not recognised as a State by the UN, so why the "State visit"??

frankyg's picture

Don't be an idiot, Daniele (and BTW, Bored of Birmingham, Daniele e' un nome maschile Italiano, so your sexual dreams are unlikely to be satisfied...). The Vatican is "not recognised as a State by the UN" simply because it has chosen not to join that organisation. The UK recognises the Vatican as a State, thus the "State visit". So, shut up. I wonder, did you perchance pen that masterly essay in international diplomacy?

Daniele1's picture

frankyg:
So much hate! I obviously touch a raw nerve.Calm down and don't tell anybody to shut up on this site.
Actually I am a woman, not an Italian man, just for information.
Obviously we have different sources of information as to the Vatican's status as a state. So what was it? The UN wasn't good enough for his "holy see"? And why does the UK recognise the Vatican as a state when it clearly isn't? Nostalgia for the good old days before Henry the VIII?
The whole thing is an anachronistic nonsense and your contempt for other people's views on this matter is very revealing, frankyg.

Fidelis's picture

Poor Melvin!

SawFit's picture

I think alloycowboy is Nadine Dorries.

sharon p's picture

I agree with those who see this as, as best, a deplorable waste of taxpayers money. If someone with years of the best education this country can offer can do no more than come up with bad jokes, then we are in a sorry state.
If these are not bad jokes, then we are in even worse shape.

David's picture

This article has to be one of the most ill-conceived, intellectually bankrupt, nonsensical pieces of religious propaganda I have seen in a publication I normally rate as one of the finest I read.
To even seriously suggest that the memo was anything other than a joke, circulated by a disgruntled professional offence taker in the Foreign Office is beyond absurd.
The phrase “aggressive secular fundamentalism” is effectively meaningless. What is “secular fundamentalism” supposed to be? If it means guarding against the invasion of un-falsifiable dogma into governmental policy, then it is not only admirable but vital.
As for the risible assertion that “secularists” are somehow denying people freedom of thought, you seem to disingenuously conflate discrimination and offence. Religiously minded individuals are perfectly free to believe whatever fairy stories they wish, as I am free to believe the moon is made of cheese or that a chocolate teapot orbits the planet. I am also free to mock these beliefs as religious people are free to threaten atheists or those who believe in the wrong sky daddy with the fires of their imagined damnation. The only freedom denied to the faithful is the freedom to impose their dogma on the lives of others. Freedom of thought does not mean freedom from offence.
Finally, faith has very little if anything to do with thought; that is the point.

Ambrose's picture

"I didn't have much time for a Pope who is into Gucci shoes and ipods"

Cobblers James!
Benedict has revived the custom of red papal shoes, which are made by Adriano Stefanelli. Before his election Ratzinger would also visit Antonio Arellano, a Peruvian shoemaker in the Borgo, the medieval quarter next to St Peter's to get shoes repaired.
Regards his ipod, it was gift from the staff of Vatican Radio.

Daniele1's picture

Right on David!!
I agree with EVERY word you wrote. Thank God ( to use a silly expression) there are SOME sane people on this site. I was beginning to despair!
Ambrose:
Not Gucci! ah well that makes a big difference!!Now I think he is a good guy!Still red shoes hey! Fancy!

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