My sense of humour failure over "woman on the left"
Why didn't I find the Twitter flutter as entertaining as everyone else?
By Helen Lewis Published 22 November 2011 13:20
Do I have meme fatigue? Have I become unbearably pious? Have I just lost my sense of humour?
Yesterday afternoon, Twitter was in paroxysms of delight over a lawyer at the Leveson Inquiry, who was supposedly "flirting" with Hugh Grant as he gave his evidence. Sitting to the left of the counsel for the inquiry, she was swiftly christened "#womanontheleft" and the witticisms began to flow.
So far, so Twitter. I didn't really see it, myself, but I'm at least self-aware enough to understand that sometimes other people find things funny that I don't, and that doesn't necessarily mean that they're bad people, or that I possess a superior sense of comedy to them.
But then it got a bit weird. Someone found out her name. Someone else posted a link to her profile at the chambers where she works. Someone, with the deadening inevitability of a joke about Gazza, chicken and fishing rods, photoshopped her into a scene from one of Grant's films.
Poor woman, I thought. She spent years training as a lawyer and now all anyone thinks is that she's a dippy bint mooning over a famous actor. But, following my newly minted "Liz Jones" policy, I thought: ignore it. Engaging is just adding to the problem. It'll be a one-day wonder.
Only then, something awful happened. Sky News ran a "news story" about her. Yes, a news story. About a Twitter trend. (Full credit to them for trying to dance around the irony of this level of exposure happening to someone at an inquiry into privacy by straight-on reporting it, though). She also got a mention as a "woman lawyer" - because you know, lawyer is a male noun - by Michael White in the Guardian. The paper also ran a panel on page 15 of the paper on her.
The thing that really gets me about this whole kerfuffle is that the male lawyers involved were FAR more swoony over Grant. Watch the first few minutes of the afternoon session yesterday, as the counsel to the inquiry, Richard Jay, tells the actor:
"Everybody, of course, probably knows all about your career, but you made it big, if I can so describe it, with a film in 1994, "Four Weddings and a Funeral", but although you don't say so yourself, you did rather well, I think, with another film which some of us enjoyed in 1987 called "Maurice", so it wasn't as if it's a one-off. You career then took off thereafter."
Puh-lease. It was excruciating to watch.
Still, perhaps I'm being, as fellow NS blogger (and generally sensible type) Guy Walters suggested, a bit pious about all this. Maybe a male lawyer will be memed to death for gazing dreamily at Sienna Miller later in the week. In the meantime, the "woman on the left" was back in the Inquiry room this morning, quizzing Garry Flitcroft. Good on her.
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28 comments
@mpj
I know I did, and what of it? Her name and workplace are not private information. (I assume @David meant 'private' when he wrote 'personal'. Personal information is not necessarily private, and the only information I divulged was public personal information, rather than private personal information.)
@swatantra
There's a MASSIVE difference between accessing publicly available information (much of which the individuals place online themselves in places such as Facebook) and hacking into voicemail.
Which completely demolishes Grants and Steve Cooghan's case of being exempt from intrusion and investigation into their private lives.
Is Hugh Grant, Hugh Grant, one and the same, Hugh Grant?
There might be a case for Steve Coogahan beause he created an alta ego Alan Partridge who is a fictional chaaracter.
But at the end of the day they are both public figurs trading as public figures, so I have little sympathy for either of them if they are 'outed'as not being who they portray themselves to be, provided that the information has come by by legal mean and not by criminal activity.
And that is what Levinson will find also.
@ Guy
I meant personal, not private, else I think I would have said private. However, I was not thinking of you but of others.
@Bellsey
Law is many things, but am not sure it is an "industry".
T Helen L-H
"Not much I can say except exercise your god-given right not to read my blog, then..."
I don't suppose it matters but I think this is rather odd response, for two reasons: Firstly you are supposedly in the business of selling something, but more than this there seems to be an trend towards caring about rubbish that goes on on Twitter. Mehdi Hassan also has a debrief of such an encounter. I think there should be limits to what is 'blogworthy' that's all.
swatantra nandanwar have you listened to a word of the evidence? Your comments would make me despair if it weren't for the knowledge that a lot of people are getting it. And it's Leveson not Levinson.
New Statesman commenters. Only 10% less bad then CiF and the Daily Mail. And I too don't appreciate being called a moron.
You truly need to get out more if you are that worried.
Well said, Bellsey.
Well said, thank you.
It was all a bit disheartening, especially given that the hearing is concerned with privacy.
Why can't so many London-based politicos realise that there is a whole world beyond Twitter?
It is actively damaging the reporting of news, as worthy-types - such as Ms Lewis - spend all day piously raging about a fleeting "trend" and then feel the need to bore us all to death with it the next day in a bloody blog.
I don't think Michael White's distinction is unfair, given that the trend in question was #womanontheleft and not #lawyerontheleft. I think you've read to much into how he's summarised what Twitter was going on about.
It was a ridiculous thing though, in itself. Certainly no BENTON.
I'm the first to admit that I was massively tweeting about her yesterday, and found her name, and linked to her chambers profile etc.
But that doesn't mean I think she's a mooning dippy bint, which is an unfair inference. I take her for exactly what she is, a successful, intelligent and, yes – attractive – woman, who also seemed – to my eyes and those of so many others – to rather enjoy looking and listening to Hugh Grant. That's all. Commenting on that doesn't objectify her or ignore her professionalism. The fact that the situation could have been lifted from a Richard Curtis film starring, er, Hugh Grant, only made the whole situation more comic.
I think many people found the whole situation endearing. I've no doubt that most of the men behind the barristers will be ogling Sienna Miller, and presumably they'll be the objects of much tweeting. #allthemenintheroom
And remember, it is only twitter. Most people are not on it.
@Esquire D
Sorry about that. Not much I can say except exercise your god-given right not to read my blog, then...
@Tom
Please! Anything but Benton! I'm memed-out.
@ Guy Walters
Oh yes, very much a storm in a tea-cup, I'm fully aware. Still, just as it was "only Twitter", this is "only one blog". Shan't be turning this into a national campaign, complete with T-shirts and stirring anthems.
I'm saving that for Benton (argh! I'm doing it now!)
I know 'the woman on the left' and am absolutely disgusted by how she has been belittled in the media. What is clear is that she is an attractive intellegent female in a an industry that desperately needs strong female talent. If she were a male, nothing would have happened and I could not see any male being treated in such an appauling way. As a result, the very media who are being investigated have very clearly demonstrated the extent of sexism that still exists and they very apparently support. It also demonstrates that really, they have no respect for a private individual - the irony of the whole point of the Leveson case makes this exceptionally ironic. Any women and men on Twitter out there who have added to this ridiculous saga should be highly ashamed in attempting to drag females back to the 19th century with this shallow and discriminatory type of behaviour which has no positivity in any mean s or form
I agree with Helen.
This started as a bit of observational silliness, and quickly changed to something a lot more disconcerting. Soon it all seemed a little uncomfortable, especially the bandying about of personal information and highly personal (sometimes nasty) remarks.
All that said, the lawyer is in top form today, showing what an effective professional she is, regardless of the unsought media attention.
And I have no idea what or who "Benton" is...
"Not much I can say except exercise your god-given right not to read my blog, then..."
Oh the irony...
I've stopped reading the BBC News and sports site, why because many sports journo's have become very lazy, rather than report actual news or events we get a column littered with # and we are expected to be on twitter to read it? Not on twitter, don't want twitter, the Arab Spring showed it to be, at least at present, a boring spam ridden diatribe of misinformed drivel.
@David
I wasn't aware any personal information was bandied about....
@Guy YOU "found her name, and linked to her chambers profile"
Where are you people coming from, absent basic Internet ability?
#womanontheleft is named as one of the counsel to the inquiry on the Leveson Inquiry web-page:
http://www.levesoninquiry.org.uk/people/counsel-to-inquiry/
Carine Patry Hoskins did not have to be found by anyone.
It's ironic that the Royal Courts manipulated the camera position this afternoon, so that the lead counsel was off centre in the picture. Resulting in #womanontheleft being out of frame most of the time.
I really have no clue what this meeja hyping of Twitter is all about.
It seems to me that 99% of it is by morons for morons.
I think 'This Is Your Life' should comeback with Richard Jay at the helm.
By far the worst thing about this is the fact that Sky News ran a story on it. It's bad enough than newspapers now bulk up stories with a column or two of "twitter reactions," now television are doing it as well?
Can someone tell what the difference is in digging nto a complete strangers perona, names, hobbies etc, without ther byyourleave from what these 'investigative' journalists on the NOW were doing?
Thats the trouble with internetits too intrusve, and in the wrong hands dangerous. We needsome degree of sensorship, now. And Twitter is a complete waste of space.
Don't you think the word 'moron' is more offensive than the two words 'woman lawyer'? I would never call anyone a moron, but I can imagine referring to a lawyer who was a woman as a woman lawyer. It's a bit like the idea that one cricketer calling another cricketer a black c*nt should be fined for the first word but not the second.