New Times,
New Thinking.

  1. World
  2. UK
18 May 2022

This England: Quack thinking

This column – which, though named after a line in Shakespeare’s “Richard II”, refers to the whole of Britain – has run in the NS since 1934.

By New Statesman

Rescuers coaxed five ducklings out of a storm drain by playing duck noises on their phones. The flock, trapped in Pontypridd, Wales, is now being cared for by the RSPCA.
Metro (Amanda Welles)

[See also: This England: Story of my life]

A man’s best friend

A derelict cottage in the Cornish countryside has been put up for sale. But a knackered appearance hides a beautiful story.

Pontious Piece Cottages, now empty and up for auction, used to be the home of Tony Trewin and Scrunch, a roughly half-ton Highland cross bull.

Trewin shared the cottage with Scrunch, who he hand-raised after finding the bull freezing to death. The inseparable pair kept each other company for years, and even watched TV together.
Cornwall Live (Kate McIntosh)

[See also: This England: Attack of the clones]

Start the new year with a New Statesman subscription from only £8.99 per month.

What’s in a name?

An owner is “distraught” at being ordered to change his horse’s name, which was dubbed “inappropriate” by racing chiefs. Nick Rhodes called his two-year-old colt Buggerlugs, in memory of his late father Les. The “informal, old-fashioned” term is “for referring or speaking to someone in a slightly insulting but friendly way,” according to the Cambridge Dictionary.

However, just a day before the juvenile horse’s debut at Beverley Racecourse, Rhodes was told he would have to think of a new name.

He said: “We are distraught by being told to change the name of the horse. My late father used to call me ‘little Buggerlugs’ as a child.”
Daily Mirror (Nigel Huddleston)

Each printed entry receives a £5 book token. Entries to comp@newstatesman.co.uk or on a postcard to This England.

Content from our partners
We have to end the social housing stigma
We don't need to wait to fix adult social care
Building Britain’s water security

This article appears in the 18 May 2022 issue of the New Statesman, Putin vs Nato