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Emmanuel Macron’s most offensive, self-centered, and disconcerting comments of 2017

We can't wait to see who he'll compare himself to in 2018.

On 7 May 2017, Emmanuel Macron was elected as French president. The youngest French ruler (at 39 – today is his birthday, he is turning 40) since Napoléon, he proceeded to win a majority in the House and reshape France's international status. His approval ratings then plummeted in the summer, after it became clear that he wasn't living up to his promises on feminism, immigration, budget, and more.

Undeniably, Macron has had a great year – but here are some of the missteps, soundbites and other comments that slip through his business-like media strategy and painted a more complex, and slightly less heroic, picture of the shiny French president.

On migrants

“The kwassa-kwassa [a boat used by migrants in the Mayotte archipelago] doesn't fish much, it brings some Comorian”

In June, Macron said this while visiting a fishing centre in Britanny. It was insensitive and racist, but especially shocking as his turn of phrase (“du Comorien”) implied that Comorian migrants were cargo, not people.

“If you are not in danger, you must go back to your country”

In November, the president attended the launch of France's main foodbank's winter campaign, where he met a woman who introduced herself as a migrant from Morocco. To her question regarding his immigration policy, Macron replied with the above. Le Monde has since described his government's immigration stance as a “severity without precedent”. 

On class and the poor

“Those who defend subsidised contracts wouldn't want to get one for themselves! Those who defend them, can take them!”

A classic case of “those who say it are it” right here from president Macron. Attacked for wanting to stop a programme of subsidised employment, Macron said this while visiting the north of France, where unemployment tops 13 per cent in some areas.

“Those who are nothing”

In July, Macron said that train stations were wonderful places, for there is where you cross paths with “people who succeed” (that is, people like him) and “people who are nothing” (the rest of the French people, apparently).

On his opposition

Far-left leader Jean-Luc Mélenchon? “He's acting like one of these African leaders who have lost an election. It's good luck he doesn't have the army with him!” 

In September, in an extremely classy move, Macron compared his former presidential rival and one of his main opposition to an African leader. He added that “revolutionaries are often losers of the universal suffrage” and asked his close advisers to “watch [Mélenchon] to be able to jump on him at the first mistake he makes”. Classy, we tell ya.

“I won't cede any ground to the slackers, the cynics, the extreme”

In September, because the French practiced their national sport – nationwide strikes – against his labour reform, Macron decided to call the protesters names, something that, surprisingly, didn't go down well with said protesters.

“Instead of making a f*cking mess, they should go and look for jobs”

In October, Macron doubled down, declaring this about workers and union representatives from a car factory in Corrèze who had tried to talk to him during a visit in the region, and had been repressed with tear-inducing gas by the police. When asked about this phrase on TV later that month, he said: “When one gets close to the truth [by saying such a thing], one gets burned.” Not exactly an apology.

On France's post-colonialism

Africa is facing a civilisational challenge. (…) In Africa, women have seven or eight [children] each”

Macron's address at the G20 meeting in Hamburg, Germany, in July. It may have been well-meaning, but it was super racist.

“I have not come to make Santa promises”

Visiting French Guyana in October, Macron told locals in Maripasoula that he couldn't make miracles happen regarding their concerns, like basic transport (there is no road linking Maripasoula, a town deep in the Amazon forest, to the rest of Guyana, it is only accessible by helicopter) or trafficking (the border with Surinam is a river easily crossed by boat, which brings all kinds of illegal drugs). Guess we'll ask actual Santa then.

“It's your president's job to fix the eletricity, not mine!”

Visiting Burkina Faso in November, Macron made a joke to the Burkinabé president that, according to several commentators, carried colonial residue.

“You're 25? But you've never known colonisation. Why are you bothering me with this?”

Macron to a young Algerian, while visiting Algeria in November. Here's a detailed explanation of all the things wrong with his post-colonialism.

On the media

“Columnists are to journalism deontology what Mother Theresa was to drugs”

Translation: “Don't try and give me lessons when you're just as biased as I am.” An anecdote from the book Un personnage de roman, by author Philippe Besson who followed Macron's campaign, published in September.

“France's public broadcaster is a shame”

Macron, who has promised a deep reform of the French broadcaster, said this in December during a private speech on the media. He then denied saying it. Too bad, Télérama had a detailed analysis of his quote: “The public broadcaster, it's a shame for our citizens, a shame in terms of governing.” A week later, Macron gave a TV interview, widely criticised for being over-indulgent... to France 2, which is part of the public broadcaster.

On power

“A Jupiterian president”

Typical Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron talking about himself. That was back in May, right after his victory, when he compared himself to Jupiter, ruling Roman god. Everything is normal, no one is drunk on power.

“I am your boss”

Engulfed in a row with one of France's highest general on military budget cuts, Macron addressed the army in July in this petty, and ultimately very damaging (the general resigned) reminder of his power as head of the armies. No matter that “not humiliating a general in front of his troops” is Presidenting 101.

BONUS

“The marechals in the French Empire [who served Napoléon] were young and weren't peasants”

What's that to do with Macron, you think? In Besson's book, Macron reflects on his campaign team turned political party, the start up-inspired En Marche!, composed mostly of middle class, educated young people. The EXACT SAME as young soldiers fighting WARS for an EMPIRE. And Napoléon? Well, of course, he's Macron himself.

Happy birthday, Mr President! I truly cannot wait to discover who you'll compare yourself to next year.

 

Pauline Bock writes about France, the Macron presidency, Brexit and EU citizens in the UK. She also happens to be French.

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North Korea ‘halts missile and nuclear tests’ ahead of historic talks

Pyongyang says it also plans to close a nuclear test site less than one week before a key inter-Korean summit

North Korea says it will suspend all missile tests and shut down a nuclear test sight in a surprise development ahead of an historic summit between the country’s leader Kim Jong-Un and his counterparts from South Korea and the US.

The suspensions will come into effect today, according to the country’s state-run news site KCNA. The agency quoted Mr Kim as saying it was no longer necessary to conduct missile tests since "nuclear weaponisation" had already been achieved.

The US president Donald Trump welcomed the news in a tweet: “This is very good news for North Korea and the World - big progress! Look forward to our Summit.” Kim’s South Korean counterpart, Moon Jae-in, who has also been pushing Pyongyang to denuclearise, reacted positively to the announcement.

The move is seen as North Korea setting the tone ahead of a long-awaited inter-Korean summit next Friday, and while the news has been seen as progress, there is no sign of the North planning to get rid of existing weapons.

Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe greeted the news, albeit more cautiously than others: “What is crucial here ... is how this development is going to lead to the complete, verifiable, and irreversible dismantlement of nuclear arms, weapons of mass destruction and missiles,” he said. “And I will keep a close eye on that.”

The move come in the wake of escalating tensions between the North and the South and US, after a series of major missile tests last year. In November 2017, North Korea said it had successfully launched a new type of intercontinental ballistic missile capable of hitting the whole of the continental US.

Mr Trump is planning to meet Mr Kim by June, with the site of the talks currently under discussion.