Hi, my name is Amelia and I write overly long and complicated pieces about Stuff On The Internet. What does this meme mean? This viral tweet was so, so much deeper than you realised, man. Why are these puppets having sex on Instagram? That sort of stuff.
Anyway, I recently discovered a genre on the user-generated story site Wattpad (essentially, it’s the home of fanfic). In these stories, children write about being adopted by their favourite celebrities and YouTubers. There is literally nothing to dissect or analyse about this phenomenon, which is just kids practising their writing and being exceptionally cute and unintentionally hilarious – on the web! So, without further words and stuff, here is a round-up of the most defining extracts from the genre.
Adopted by Taylor Swift
Adopted by Harry Styles
Adopted by Ariana Grande
Adopted by One Direction and Bruno Mars
Adopted by One Direction and Bruno Mars, cont.
Adopted by Daniel Radcliffe
Adopted by Beyonce
Adopted by Zoella
Adopted by Selena Gomez
Adopted by Tom Hiddleston
Adopted by Jake Paul
Adopted by Martin Freeman
Adopted by Kim Kardashian
Adopted by Alfie Deyes
Adopted by Demi Lovato
Adopted by Kylie Jenner
Adopted by Tom, Dan, and Rupert
Adopted by Zayn Malik
Adopted by Zayn Malik, cont.
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