Out on a limb
Fans of HG Wells have expressed annoyance at a new commemorative £2 coin honouring the author. The coin features a Martian machine from The War of the Worlds, but the “monstrous tripod” on the coin has four legs, rather than three.
Northampton Chronicle & Echo (Chris Rossi)
Feel the burn
A man attacked his neighbour with a kitchen blowtorch in a drunken argument, a court heard. Clyde Best, 49, singed George Boyd’s hair with “a crème brûlée torch” after he was involved in a row with teenagers outside his home in Paignton, Devon.
Handing him a two-year suspended sentence at Exeter Crown Court, Judge Timothy Rose did not add a restraining order. He said: “I do not want to fan the flames of resentment.”
Metro (Allegra Madgwick)
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Phoning it in
Two burglars hit a bum note when one sat on his phone and accidentally dialled 999 mid-crime, police said. In a new twist on the pocket dial, the “cheeky” intervention meant arrests quickly followed.
BBC West Midlands (Janet Mansfield)
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Lodge and found
Travelodge has revealed the most bizarre items left behind by guests last year, including a pair of alpacas named Ant and Dec, and an oversleeping best man.
The budget hotel chain also listed a 5ft floral unicorn, a Tiffany engagement ring and an Aston Martin.
Daily Mirror (Daragh Brady)
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This article appears in the 13 Jan 2021 issue of the New Statesman, American civil war