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28 September 2017updated 07 Sep 2021 9:48am

5 reasons Jared Kushner is definitely not a woman, whatever New York State thinks

No one's locking this boy up. 

By Julia Rampen

Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner appears to have registered to vote as a woman for the last eight years, according to records unearthed by Wired.

But whatever the New York State Board of Elections thinks, it should be transparently obvious that Kushner is not a woman. Here’s why:

1. He has never had to explain why he’s “really not all that interested possibly in state dinners and teas and garden parties?”

2. He has a predatory and sleazy relation by marriage but Donald Trump hasn’t called him an “enabler” yet. 

3. He is blissfully unaware that despite his fresh face he is only “an average five”. 

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4. He’s tasked with bringing peace to the Middle East and he hasn’t even been blamed for the Benghazi attacks. 

5. He messed up his admin for the umpteenth time (including that thing with personal emails and Russia) and no one’s going to lock him up.

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