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17 March 2016

Watch: Children refuse to play netball with George Osborne

"Here we go... come on."

By media mole

Ever get transported back to those awful playground memories you thought you’d successfully repressed? You know the ones. All your schoolmates are playing netball together. And all you’ve done is dismantled the state, disempowered the disabled, punished the sick and attempted to rip off the working poor, and they still won’t pass the ball to you.

Meanies.

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