Politics 17 March 2015 The eight weirdest things we know about Grant Shapps The Tory party chairman is in trouble again for his business alter ego, Michael Green, but that isn’t even the weirdest thing about him. "Thumbs up if I've followed you on Twitter". Photo: Getty Sign UpGet the New Statesman\'s Morning Call email. Sign-up Grant Shapps, the swarthy blue-eyed estate agent masquerading as Tory party chairman, is in trouble. Michael Green, the fake name for his businessman alter ego, has come back to haunt him, like a devil on his polyester-clad shoulder. It turns out he “screwed up” during a radio interview when he claimed that he had never had a second job while being an MP. But his alias isn’t the only weird thing about him. Pretending to be Michael Green Shapps’s pseudonym for his work as a web marketeer (which also sounds like it’s made up) came out a while back, leading to the harrowing Kafkaesque scene of Channel 4’s Michael Crick chasing him around a sweaty series of corridors backstage at conference trying to work out who and why the mystery Michael Green is. And the identities of those mystery people who wrote testimonials for his book. Surfing on a dollar bill Well, not exactly, but some of his books under the Green pen name have enjoyable front covers, made all the more fun by the fact that Shapps is basically a stock image of a man in a tie. Here’s the 20/20 Challenge ebook cover: Photo: YouTube screengrab Having punk in his blood There’s never even a sly hint of rebellion in his eyes when Shapps smiles wetly to the camera on the Daily Politics chanting “long-term economic plan”, so it is a little strange that punk runs in his blood. Mick Jones, the Clash’s former guitarist, is his cousin. Here’s Jones in action: In contrast, Shapps describes his values as “work hard, play by the rules”. Flying is his hobby Ordinary hardworking millionaire businessman who just wants to get on in life Grant Shapps’s hobby is flying his £100,000 plane. In fact, he once tried to block a plan to build 700 homes on the airfield where he keeps his plane. Pretty rich for a man who claims he prefers Nando's to The Ivy. Piper Saratoga aircrafts, helping hard-earning people fly to the places they enjoy. Photo: Flickr/Martijn Bingo is not One of Shapps’s biggest gaffes in office was his poster boasting about the Tories’ bingo tax cut. The smug tone of self-congratulatory snobbery and a fundamental othering of working-class voters didn’t go down so well. Photo: Twitter Constantly following and unfollowing people on Twitter Shapps has a suspicious number of followers on Twitter (84k) and has a habit of following and unfollowing hundreds of people repeatedly on the site. This has led to him to being accused of using a bot to up his numbers. I thought @grantshapps already followed me? The Grant Shapps bot is now following & defollowing everyone on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/8srETNsXda — Huw Jordan (@huwjordan) July 31, 2014 Hooray! @grantshapps MP is following me on the Twitter http://t.co/hMyJemLAQX < hasn't unfollowed me yet! — Nick Harrington (@nickjharrington) January 29, 2014 Etc. Writing terrible pieces on BuzzFeed To great hilarity and derision, Shapps first tried his hand at a listicle about energy bills. It included gratuitous capital letters, multiple pictures of Ed Miliband and a stoically melting cat. Photo: "12 Facts: Why Energy Bills Are Sky High, And What We Can Do About It" screengrab This piece wasn't positively received. So he carried on contributing articles to the site. One of them was about English Votes for English Laws, but simply betrayed a failure to grasp what speech bubbles are for. Photo: "Ed Miliband Is In A ‘Real Pickle’ Over English Votes For English Laws. That’s According To His Own MPs" screengrab Deleting the Wikipedia entry listing his O-Levels The Observer discovered that Shapps had tweaked his Wikipedia entry to remove the information about his performance at school. Apparently it said that he “obtained four O-levels including an A in CDT”, whereas he actually obtained five – though CCHQ won’t disclose the grades he got. Though his aptitude at Craft, Design and Technology is clearly genuine. How else could he have designed the front cover of that ebook? UPDATE: 15.24 Usually this mole would ignore a politician's "penchant for karaoke" because it's a classic Westminster village "hinterland" trope (if ripping off other people's ideas via your own embarrassingly incompetent performances counts as a hinterland in politics), but a vigilant Shappsologist on Twitter has reminded us of one other weird revelation about the Tory party chairman: he likes to do karaoke rapping. From the Guardian: He says he had a karaoke night just the other evening in this very pub. What's his speciality? "Rapper's Delight." Well let's hear it then? He looks at his minder, uncertainly. "Well this is not for broadcast," he says. And he's off, fast and furious. There's no stopping him. "I said a hip-hop/ Hippie to the hippie/ The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it … Now what you hear is not a test – I'm rappin' to the beat … " Do many other ministers rap? "I haven't compared notes, actually. In fairness, the version I do is the short version; it's only 10 minutes." UPDATE: 17/3/15, 10.49 Labour has done a little video about Grant "Two Jobs" Shapps: › Politicians have to stop pretending they have the answers - and start helping people find their own I'm a mole, innit. Subscribe For more great writing from our award-winning journalists subscribe for just £1 per month!