Former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read has released a song in support of Ukip.
It’s called the “Ukip Calypso”.
This mole actually managed to listen to it all the way through – have a listen and see how long you can last.
Before you ask, this isn’t a parody. Yes, the racist Jamaican accent and out-of-tune singing are terrible, as is the chorus refrain:
Oh yes, when we take charge and the new prime minister is Farage / we can trade with the world again when Nigel is at Number 10…”
But it’s a real song. Nigel Farage has even tweeted it with his hope that it can reach number one in the charts.
— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) October 20, 2014
Please Britain, don’t make his wish come true.