America decides

What US columnists are saying about Tuesday's election.

1. A Time for Choosing (New York Times)

Obama is the candidate of the Medicare status quo, argues Ross Douthat.

2. Is a Second Term Harder for Presidents to Win? (New Yorker)

Re-elections in America tend to be somewhat churlish affairs, says Jane Mayer.

3. The Morning After the Morning After (New York Times)

America’s biggest voting bloc - the centre-right/centre-left - will win on Tuesday, writes Thomas Friedman.

4. How do you vote for compromise? (Washington Post)

Compromise is on the ballot next week. But only one side seems genuinely interested in reaching it, argues E J Dionne Jr.

5. America's leftward tilt? (New York Times)

Both candidates in this election have benefited when they've turned left, argues Drew Westen.

6. Timid election campaign leaves no real winners (Washington Post)

Both candidates have run unimaginative campaigns, writes Dana Millbank.

7. Into the storm (New Yorker)

Hendrik Hertzberg asks how Hurricane Sandy will affect the election.

8. The likely winner - gridlock (Los Angeles Times)

Can either President Obama or Mitt Romney break the partisan logjam in Congress? Probably not, says Doyle McManus.

9. How Far Obama Has Fallen (Wall Street Journal)

Peggy Noonan traces the president's descent from historic figure to beleaguered incumbent in less than four years.

10. Who Will Be Right This Time: Karl Rove or Nate Silver? (The Atlantic)

Two pundits have dominated the conversation, says Connor Simpson.

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“Trembling, shaking / Oh, my heart is aching”: the EU out campaign song will give you chills

But not in a good way.

You know the story. Some old guys with vague dreams of empire want Britain to leave the European Union. They’ve been kicking up such a big fuss over the past few years that the government is letting the public decide.

And what is it that sways a largely politically indifferent electorate? Strikes hope in their hearts for a mildly less bureaucratic yet dangerously human rights-free future? An anthem, of course!

Originally by Carly You’re so Vain Simon, this is the song the Leave.EU campaign (Nigel Farage’s chosen group) has chosen. It is performed by the singer Antonia Suñer, for whom freedom from the technofederalists couldn’t come any suñer.

Here are the lyrics, of which your mole has done a close reading. But essentially it’s just nature imagery with fascist undertones and some heartburn.

"Let the river run

"Let all the dreamers

"Wake the nation.

"Come, the new Jerusalem."

Don’t use a river metaphor in anything political, unless you actively want to evoke Enoch Powell. Also, Jerusalem? That’s a bit... strong, isn’t it? Heavy connotations of being a little bit too Englandy.

"Silver cities rise,

"The morning lights,

"The streets that meet them,

"And sirens call them on

"With a song."

Sirens and streets. Doesn’t sound like a wholly un-authoritarian view of the UK’s EU-free future to me.

"It’s asking for the taking,

"Trembling, shaking,

"Oh, my heart is aching."

A reference to the elderly nature of many of the UK’s eurosceptics, perhaps?

"We’re coming to the edge,

"Running on the water,

"Coming through the fog,

"Your sons and daughters."

I feel like this is something to do with the hosepipe ban.

"We the great and small,

"Stand on a star,

"And blaze a trail of desire,

"Through the dark’ning dawn."

Everyone will have to speak this kind of English in the new Jerusalem, m'lady, oft with shorten’d words which will leave you feeling cringéd.

"It’s asking for the taking.

"Come run with me now,

"The sky is the colour of blue,

"You’ve never even seen,

"In the eyes of your lover."

I think this means: no one has ever loved anyone with the same colour eyes as the EU flag.

I'm a mole, innit.