Where are the pictures of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, pregnant in a bikini?

Italian magazine Chi — owned by Silvio Berlusconi — has published the unauthorised pictures of the Duchess.

You are a bad person for searching for this and you should feel bad.

 

 

 

 

 

But fine, if you really want the pictures, here they are.

These are not the bikini pics you are looking for. Photograph: Getty Images

Alex Hern is a technology reporter for the Guardian. He was formerly staff writer at the New Statesman. You should follow Alex on Twitter.

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Word of the week: Michellania


Each week The Staggers will pick a new word to describe our uncharted political and socioeconomic territory. 

After brash Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump paraded his family at the national convention, the word of the week is:

Michellania (n)

A speech made of words and phrases gathered from different sources, such as Michelle Obama speeches and Rick Astley lyrics.

Usage: 

"I listened hard, but all I heard was michellania."

"Can you really tell the difference between all this michellania?"

"This michellania - you couldn't make it up."

Articles to read if you're sick of michellania:

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