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Preview: Boris Johnson: “I’ll tell you what makes me angry – lefty crap”

Our exclusive interview with the London mayor, in tomorrow's magazine.

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Click here to read extracts from Jemima Khan's interview with Ken Livingstone

For this week's issue of the New Statesman (on newsstands tomorrow), Jemima Khan interviewed -- on the same day -- both of the leading contenders for the 2012 London mayoral election: the incumbent, Boris Johnson, and the inaugural mayor, Ken Livingstone.

Here are some edited excerpts from Khan's lunch with Boris:

Boris on Ken:

I am the guy who has concentrated on spending their [the taxpayers'] money where it really counts for Londoners . . . I haven't been so arrogant as to squander it on things that would bring no benefit to the people of this city at all, like flying off to bloody Havana and shacking up with Fidel Castro for a while. What is the point of that; how does that help Londoners? Show me the jobs that brought to London. The difference between him and me is that he used huge sums of taxpayers' money for his own self-publicity - he spent £12m on a freesheet he used to shove through people's letter boxes, proclaiming his achievements.

Boris on bankers' bonuses:

If you look at where we are now as a society, we are endlessly focused on the very narrow, newspaper-driven agenda of rage against anybody who creates wealth, and that sort of hatred of bankers and bonuses - which I perfectly understand emotionally - is just [aimed at] the wrong target. What you need to do is focus on what these people could be doing to help those at the bottom.

Boris on his private life:

Who was the first politician to call for a truth and reconciliation process between politicians and the media? I am the father of the Leveson inquiry - I claim paternity for the whole Leveson inquiry.

Boris on News International:

I think it was important to make the case to News International about what the Tories were doing and at least [Cameron] didn't have slumber parties with them.

Boris on alcohol crime:

Look, alcohol-related violence is a major problem in London, domestic violence in particular. It is one of the few indicators that's been going in the wrong direction . . . we have got a problem in society generally with alcohol and . . . compared to my sodding, fucking private life, it is far more important!

Boris Johnson quick-fire questions

How important to you is it to be liked?
No more than most politicians.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
It's something to do with a bottle of wine in the sun and then a swim and that sort of thing . . .

What is your greatest fear?
Finding myself on a beach with Ken Livingstone.

Which living person do you most admire?
You.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Excessive candour with journalists.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Concealing the truth. Making false promises and failing to deliver.

On what occasions do you lie and when did you last lie?
There is some sort of paradox in that question, I know . . . I think it's perfectly true that I inadvertently told someone that we reduced Tube delays by 20 per cent when it turns out that we reduced them by 40 per cent and I regularly regret the error, but there is nothing I can do about it. At last - I got the truth out.

Which living person do you most despise?
I'm not big on hate.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Obviously my wife.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I have got this project - I am learning the Iliad off by heart, and at the moment I am only on line 100 and it is so laborious. I wish I had a proper eidetic memory.

What is your motto?
I think my motto is drawn from my grandmother. She used to say: "Don't worry, darling - it's not how you are doing, it's what you are doing."

When did you last cry?
Wait, wait, wait, there was something . . . the tears did well up . . . Some play or film . . .

The Iron Lady?
No, no. I don't want you to get the idea . . . I am capable [of] the melting mood - I drop tears as fast as the Arabian tree, its medicinable gum.

What do you do to relax?
What I do is submit to a really long, gruelling interview. My idea of perfect relaxation is an hour with the New Statesman.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Good question. If the readers of the New Statesman buy Johnson's Life of London - still available at all good outlets - they will find a number of historical characters that I greatly admire. I leave it to them to guess which, having read it.

What is your greatest boast?
That we have delivered a sound, progressive administration of London over the last four years which has cut tax and cut crime.

Click here to read extracts from Jemima Khan's interview with Ken Livingstone

30 comments

Hugh Markey's picture

It still works! Good Old Boris! Anti-Irish gibe and already he is two points ahead of Ken.
It's pretty obvious Boris doen't have an Irish Granny stashed away somewhere. And Irish eye are not smiling.
However, make no bones about it the London Mayor makes no bones about his mixed heritage.
Father Stan previously an MEP and serial employee of the World Bank and the EU Commission, brother Joe a financial journalist and currently a Tory MP, sister Rachel editor of 'The Lady' and another bro entrepreneur and employee of Price Waterhouse Cooper establishes that the Johnson family are out there in terms of public awareness.
In those far-off Bullington Club days Boris was almost achingly transparent about his family antecedents.
Of course smearing the Irish is not a good idea when George Osborne, a boyyo from Tipp, is proud of his roots in the middle of Ireland. Yes, George's family have come a long way - not as far as Boris' mind.
And with Cameron entitled to wear the kilt and being distantly related to Royalty Boris must have felt under severe pressure.
Sheer rank tribalism - but in no way racial.
Being forced to recite that hoary old ballad - 'Abdul Abul Amir' by Percy French, an Oirish Man to boot, in front of an audience of Bullington toffs must have been tough going. A sniggering George and a chortling must have made Boris even more nervous.
Perhaps Boris's Circassian plus complexion had its roots in the drive by the Sultan's talent scouts to bring diversity to the Most Powerful One;s harem.
When Dublin ceased to be a Viking slave centre, Barbary pirates not infrequently raided the southern shores of Eireann hoping to capture more exotic slaves. Most certainly many a pretty coleen ended up in a North African or Ottoman harem.
For the moment, we'll leave the gelded out of this tale.
No doubt Boris could pass for Irish - the whitest race in Europe.
Not some ersatz theory spun by a bespectacled Heinreich Himmler intent on re-writing history as folklore. Forget the Sooper Dooper Nazi race! This is in all the sociological works.
Boris's political frolics have got to stop. Boris is Mayor of London. About time he left promoting the City of London to the Lord Mayor.
Put in a word for Turkey. Staunch ally of Nato and firm friend of America and its allies, Turkey is a bulwark against anti-Israeli action and its troops stood their ground in Korea when those Chinese bugles sounded the retreat.
Most people in the UK can tell the difference between a Moslem and a terrorist.
Press for EU membership for Turkey. You got into the Bullington Club. Use a little bit of ingenuity!
Try to remember, Ireland provided the British with four prime ministers, more than a few generals, Wellington and Monty to name two, Oscar Wilde, G B Shaw, Sheridan and Goldsmith in the literary field and Edmund Burke as one of its great parliamentarians. And, most important of all, Father Ted/
And one piece of advice - 'Don't wear a Fez!'

Ataturk

Claude's picture

"Boris-like a Boss",

You'll find a load of people actually find Boris Johnson incredibly tedious, unfunny and boring to watch/read/listen to.

Especially the non-privately educated...you'll find we actually see his antics and his dull tone of voice as seriously irritiating.

Fergus Pickering's picture

I was not privately educated. I find Boris both amusing and admirable. Ken Livingstone can also be amusing and I'd rather have him in charge of the country than either of the Milibands or individually or severally, Mr and Mrs Balls. But, er, isn't he a bit OLD? I think the newts need him more.

Reginald-Fah-fah's picture

How Marvellous...Londoners' Super-Mayor Boris is doing a great job and is leaving the lefties surrounded by blue smoke!

Boris Johnson is a first rate top chap who can give Londoners what they need!!!

Mizar's picture

Boris Johnson - Tory scum.

Steve Lockett's picture

If I wanted to know what the man thought, I'd pick up the Daily Torygraph or borrow my brother's Daily HateMail. Please don't give him publicity in "our" magazine.

Awake!'s picture

u got to give it to Boris. He let cyclists go in bus lanes.
GENIUS

Robert Taggart's picture

Lefty Crap - Livingstone himself + Lee Jasper, Hugo Chavez...
Have not the time to compile a phone-book sized dossier !

Mizar's picture

Robert Taggart, Tory scum.

jODNEY's picture

Silican - hahaha! Spot on!

And Boris, go away. Just go away.

Fraziel1's picture

Bit of a twat at times is Boris but you would crawl over broken glass to have him over Ken Livingstone, and he was right about Liverpool too.

JArticle's picture

Bankers don't create wealth. They redistribute wealth. Occassionally it's redistributed from overseas to UK banks, but what use is that when they make masses losses that are socialised. At best, bankers lend to wealth creators. Boris is simply defending his mates in the City.

Mizar's picture

@Anything but ... the truth is, the Tories are scum.

Robert Taggart's picture

@Mizar - Liebore Scum !

William Ormerod's picture

@ Fah-Fah

How the devil are you 'old bean'? I agree with you about DCI Johnson!!!

Londoners feel save knowing that Boris is protecting the City! Top chap!

The hounds have a sniff of old Dicky on his hunting range! Tally-ho old boy!

Fraziel1's picture

@terence patrick hewitt, well said mate. They are often hate filled hypocrites who would stifle all debate and censor and abuse anyone that says anything they disagree with.Trying to have an discussion with many on the left is like trying to argue with a fundamentalist christian.

Silican's picture

Boris says, "I am the father of the Leveson inquiry - I claim paternity for the whole Leveson inquiry".

but six months ago phone hacking was

"a load of codswallop cooked up by the Labour Party" which was

"a politically motivated put up job".

Philosophorum Protoplastes's picture

Who cares what happens in London anyway? The vast majority of people in the UK (55 out of 62 million, ie. 89%) do not live in London; in fact, more than 2/3 of the population live outside the South-East of England. So why are we subjected to this constant blah about London and its mayoral contest? Of what concern is this to anybody living outside what ranks as one of the most ugly capital cities in Europe (only marginally more attractive than Warsaw). When will the UK media abandon its London obsession and acknowledge that reality is much bigger.

Rick's picture

This interview says everything you need to know about Boris. He's out for Boris and everyone else can go hang. He's an arrogant posh twat who's decided that, because he's tired off hearing people talking about bringing his rich mates into line and other such 'lefty crap', we should all stop talking about it. Not such a loveable clown when the mask slips. Jog on Boris.

Sir Michael's picture

"we are endlessly focused on the very narrow, newspaper-driven agenda of rage against anybody who creates wealth,"

Wrong Boris. We are focused on a newspaper-drive agenda of rage against anyone who receives benefits because they are in the grip of poverty, thanks in no small part to the behaviour of those bankers you are seeking to defend as well as the monstrously cruel and stupid welfare reform bill being pushed through by your pal, Iain Duncan Smith.

"What you need to do is focus on what these people could be doing to help those at the bottom."

Yes, that's what we are doing, asking if that wealth should be redistributed among those who desperately need it. Why don't you tell that to your other pal, George Osborne.

terence patrick hewett1's picture

There is a clue in the above as to why Boris will win the election for Mayor: that clue is "I am not big on hate." Hatred is the one unifying factor of the political left and knowing many socially I have to say that their hatred is shocking to observe. London is an international city and needs a big hitter to represent it not someone who is only welcome in Venezuela, Tehran and Havana.

Des Demona's picture

There is a clue in the above as to why you must be way past your bed time sonny.

Gracie's picture

Give it a rest Boris, your shock jock approach doesn't shock any longer, in fact it's really just boring "loony right wing crap".

Reginald-Fah-fah's picture

Follow Reginald Fah-fah and Back Boris 2012!!!

https://www.conservatives.com/DonateLondon.aspx

Keep Ken Away!!!

Red Shift's picture

Are there any WOMEN candidates in the London Mayoral Race 2012?

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