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Berlusconi gaffes: our top ten

A collection of quotes that make you wonder how the Italian premier survived so long.

Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced that he will step down after a new stability package is approved in parliament. Over the course of his political career, he has come out with a string of gaffes and misguided jokes. We've picked our top ten -- feel free to share any we've left out in the comment box below.

1. On his love of Italy:

In a few months... I'm leaving this shitty country of which I'm sickened. (July 2011)

2. On women:

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again?' (April 2011)

3. On the L'Aquila Earthquake victims:

Of course, their current lodgings are a bit temporary. But they should see it like a weekend of camping. (April 2009)

4. On how tough it is to be a billionaire:

I am without doubt the person who's been the most persecuted in the entire history of the world and the history of man. (October 2009)

5. On his own sexual abilities:

I only managed to do eight of them, I couldn't manage any more...You just can't get round to all of them. But this morning I feel great, I'm pleased with my stamina. (November 2009)

6. On Barack Obama:

Handsome, young and also suntanned. (November 2008)

7. On his personal sacrifice:

I am the Jesus Christ of politics...I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone. (February 2006)

8. On his own record in office:

Only Napoleon did more than I have done. (February 2006)

9. On Mussolini:

Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini sent people on holiday in (internal) exile. (September 2004)

10. On balding:

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. (2001)

7 comments

jamil's picture

i always liked: "Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls"

jankaas's picture

the Delboy of Europe.

good riddance.

mattcp's picture

On The Bugle podcast a few weeks ago, Berlusconi was quoted as describing Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lardarse" - that's pretty spectacular I think!

anne warren's picture

He still hasn't gone away

Barry Ewart's picture

Read in the Times that the super patriotic rich in Greece has shifted assets of 129b euros out of Greece and what is the euro bailout - 120b? I nearly shed a tear for one Greek millionaire with 2 yachts at £1m each - he is gaming to have 2 sell one poor thing. The other countries and the EC need to act against their rich and pretty quick!

MatthewBlott's picture

A total jackass of course and as someone else has already said, good riddance. And yet like the departing of George Bush, I will certainly miss his comedy value.

swatantra's picture

His best gaffe was keeping Angela waiting while on his mobile to his bookmaker. The look on her face was classic.
Maybe they'll make a comic opera about his life and times. Lets hope so.

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