Berlusconi gaffes: our top ten
A collection of quotes that make you wonder how the Italian premier survived so long.
By Mike Bonnet and... Published 09 November 2011 16:15
Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced that he will step down after a new stability package is approved in parliament. Over the course of his political career, he has come out with a string of gaffes and misguided jokes. We've picked our top ten -- feel free to share any we've left out in the comment box below.
1. On his love of Italy:
In a few months... I'm leaving this shitty country of which I'm sickened. (July 2011)
2. On women:
When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again?' (April 2011)
3. On the L'Aquila Earthquake victims:
Of course, their current lodgings are a bit temporary. But they should see it like a weekend of camping. (April 2009)
4. On how tough it is to be a billionaire:
I am without doubt the person who's been the most persecuted in the entire history of the world and the history of man. (October 2009)
5. On his own sexual abilities:
I only managed to do eight of them, I couldn't manage any more...You just can't get round to all of them. But this morning I feel great, I'm pleased with my stamina. (November 2009)
6. On Barack Obama:
Handsome, young and also suntanned. (November 2008)
7. On his personal sacrifice:
I am the Jesus Christ of politics...I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone. (February 2006)
8. On his own record in office:
Only Napoleon did more than I have done. (February 2006)
9. On Mussolini:
Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini sent people on holiday in (internal) exile. (September 2004)
10. On balding:
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. (2001)
Latest tweets
More from New Statesman
- Online writers:
- Steven Baxter
- Rowenna Davis
- David Allen Green
- Mehdi Hasan
- Nelson Jones
- Gavin Kelly
- Helen Lewis
- Laurie Penny
- The V Spot
- Alex Hern
- Martha Gill
- Alan White
- Samira Shackle
- Alex Andreou
- Nicky Woolf in America
- Bim Adewunmi
- Glosswitch
- Kate Mossman on pop
- Ryan Gilbey on Film
- Martin Robbins
- Rafael Behr
- Eleanor Margolis
- Tools and services:
- Polls
- Predictions
- Archive
- Magazine
- PDF edition
- RSS feeds
- Advertising
- Subscribe
- Special supplements
- Stockists




















7 comments
i always liked: "Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls"
the Delboy of Europe.
good riddance.
On The Bugle podcast a few weeks ago, Berlusconi was quoted as describing Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lardarse" - that's pretty spectacular I think!
He still hasn't gone away
Read in the Times that the super patriotic rich in Greece has shifted assets of 129b euros out of Greece and what is the euro bailout - 120b? I nearly shed a tear for one Greek millionaire with 2 yachts at £1m each - he is gaming to have 2 sell one poor thing. The other countries and the EC need to act against their rich and pretty quick!
A total jackass of course and as someone else has already said, good riddance. And yet like the departing of George Bush, I will certainly miss his comedy value.
His best gaffe was keeping Angela waiting while on his mobile to his bookmaker. The look on her face was classic.
Maybe they'll make a comic opera about his life and times. Lets hope so.