I suppose you wouldn't expect subtlety from a cartoon accompanying Richard Littlejohn's column in the Daily Mail. Now, from the people that brought you sheep getting married in the name of multiculturalism, comes a measured and rational response to the suggestion that civil partnerships take place in churches.
In the words of Littlejohn himself in the accompanying column: "Sometimes words fail even me. There's no limit, is there?"
In other news, here's what the Daily Telegraph did yesterday.