Could you vote for Boris?
Ken shouldn’t have another turn as mayor of London just because he’s the Labour candidate.
By Sholto Byrnes Published 24 September 2010 18:41
One morning in May 2008 I walked in to the office to find a scene of quiet desolation. Colleagues barely looked up, long faces fixed on their computer screens. Nary a smile was to be seen nor a gay word to be heard that day, for the long-feared catastrophe had duly come to pass. Yes, Boris Johnson had been elected Mayor of London.
It seems that my co-workers took the same view as the Guardian which, in an unintentionally hilarious edition, warned of the terrible dangers to the capital if the Tory MP and Telegraph columnist were to eject Ken Livingstone from "the glass testicle", as City Hall is known.
"Boris Johnson in the role of mayor would feel like being trapped on the set of The Wizard of Oz minus the soundtrack and the Technicolor," said Bonnie Greer, in yet another of her wise and pithy observations that so enrich the commentary of our nation, while Arabella Weir declared: "I will go on hunger strike and throw myself in front of the next horse at Ascot if he wins."
Yet Big Ben still stands, the ravens have not flown the Tower of London, the rubbish is collected with the same regularity from outside my home in Camden, and preparations appear to be on track for what we are exhorted to regard as a great symbol of civic pride, though I prefer to think of it as a useless drain on the public purse: the 2012 Olympics. Oh, and fortunately Ms Weir still lives, too.
Having Boris in charge has not been the disaster many predicted, but it is already being painted as such now that Labour has selected its candidate for the next mayoral election. Perhaps anticipating that he would defeat Oona King for the nomination, Ken Livingstone has already been training his fire on his successor since launching his campaign in June.
Now many may expect the New Statesman to support Ken's campaign; and perhaps the magazine will when our one-time guest editor comes to battle it out with Boris. But if so, it should be for the right reasons -- which were notable by their absence in the whipped-up furore about the possibility of Boris winning last time.
The main arguments then were: he was an Old Etonian; he had a plummy voice; over the course of thousands of columns he'd made a few comments that could be taken out of context and presented as serious statements (instead of the jokes they actually were) in order to "prove" that he was a racist; and, er, he was a Tory.
The first two are true, but I fail to see how they disqualify him, unless one takes the view that discriminating against someone on the basis of their class background is acceptable. (Surely not -- imagine the outrage if anyone suggested Ken's education at Tulse Hill Comprehensive was a reason not to vote for him.) I don't believe for a minute that Boris, who is of Turkish extraction and whose mother-in-law is Indian, is racist. (He may be guilty of stereotyping for comic effect, but he is an equal opportunities disher-out of cheery abuse.) And yes, he is a Tory.
If this is really all it came down to -- not: what kind of a Tory is he? What will he do for London? How successful has he been at running an organisation before? -- then it was all mere tribalism. Pathetic, narrow-minded, self-interested, self-absorbed tribalism. Alas, I fear it was. None of the people I spoke to who were sunk in gloom the day after Boris's victory could point to any particular dreadful consequence that they feared. It was just that he was a Tory, and therefore it was a terribly BAD THING that he had been elected.
In fact, a mayoral candidate's party affiliation isn't necessarily the point at all, as Ken Livingstone knows well. He won the first mayoral election, remember, as an independent after New Labour stitched up the internal selection process to ensure he wasn't their candidate. We have more than enough party politics in the capital, what with the London Assembly and our councils, most members of which do indeed owe their positions to their advertised political attachments. But a directly elected mayor is bigger than party.
What is important is the individual and the sentiment they inspire in the cities they run. Do I feel safe, and that my neighbourhood is well policed? Are the streets clean? Are the local services of a good standard (such as the excellent community libraries near me in Chalk Farm and Belsize Park, both of which Labour tried to close down last time it was in power in Camden)? Does London feel like it's thriving, while taking care to ensure that the old, the needy, the sick and the poor are not only provided for, but cherished?
No matter that some of the above are not in the mayor's purview. A great mayor sets the tone for a city, for good or ill. You may prefer an Ed Koch to a Rudy Giuliani, but either way you know what kind of New York they represented. (By contrast, does anyone even remember the name of David Dinkins? And how many of us could correctly identify which parties the three former mayors belonged to?)
Having said that it is about the individual, there may be some who do object to Boris's accent, his hair, his humour, etc. Fair enough -- though it would be hard to make the case for why such attributes should count seriously in an election. What matters is how he, or anyone else, can do the job. There will undoubtedly be millions of Londoners who think that Ken would make a better mayor than Boris, possibly sufficient for Livingstone to return to the office that his lifetime in politics led up to.
So do, indeed, vote for Ken when the time comes, should you wish. But do so because Ken is Ken, not because he wears a Labour rosette, just as many voted for Boris because of who he was, not because he was a Tory. If that were all that counted, then the proverbial donkey could end up winning the mayoral election.
There is precedent, of a sort, for this -- the emperor Caligula infamously wanted to make his favourite horse, Incitatus, one of Rome's two consuls. But I hardly think his is an example we would want to follow today. This is a case where the political should not be tribal, of either the equine or the bovine variety, but personal.
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39 comments
Scandanavian/north-east Englander song, viking and norwegian in past times and all that,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO31tfvbMmk
And what pray tell what, would the all knowing Ehtch Tee, have us do, perhaps a reenactment of the killing fields. Mate.. you are a fucking knob-head.
If Boris Johnson wasn't really bozo The Clown , Eton might have taken him seriously and Boris would have been PM instead of David . London's gain is Westminister's sad loss
No, I will certainly not be voting for Ken Livingstone. This is the fool who invited an Islamic preacher (who thinks that wife beating is potentially acceptable, that gay people should be killed and et cetera) to City Hall to give a talk? How can people like Ken Livingstone claim to be left-wing/liberal?
How can someone say that they are liberal (e.g. that they support the civil rights of gay people) and then be all close to Muslims? That's like saying that you support the rights of black people but then going and being all nice and friendly with the British National Party.
Luddite, may you disappear into a part of yours that is dark.
Prick.
Get rid of the BBC to get rid of the class system propogated by them, that is what I would do. And the armed forves to be a pure meritocracy, and not have the Army full of high ranking idiots, let alone Charlie boy turning up with a full set of gongs when he has never been near a front line in his life. That is banana republic generals that is.
Shall I go on???
Please don't, just keep taking the pills.
pints of bitter ale do me fine, no need for pills, luddite.
And you, keep stirring, that is all your good for, it seems.
Of course parties count, and of course Boris is going to be wiped out thanks to his unelected government.
A fish and a huck springs to mind.
sausages?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ar6oqMUns
Chill out Ehtch Tee. has! we say in Yorkshire. 'If you can't take it don't give it out'.
I wouldn't vote for Boris on principle. Boris represents all that I despise. Ken has his faults, but at least he is one of us, and will do a decnt job as Mayor.
I cast my vote on the basis of the parties' manifestos, not on the personality of a candidate, however amusing they might be.
Boris represents all that I despise
Such as...?
Privilige, unearned money and wealth, old boys network, buying influence, public schools private education and health care, exhorbitant salaries and bonuses, champagne and haute cuisine, when simple homly cooking would do with your 5 fruit and veg a day.
swatantra nandanwar despises Boris Johnson for the food he eats and because his family worked hard enough to earn a decent amount of money - and had the audacity to want to pass that on to THEIR OWN CHILDREN?!?! How dare they.
What a strange person swatantra nandanwar is.
Sorry, but I refuse to take seriously such an article so littered with strawman arguments, and that ignores key issues like the cancellation of the western extension of the congestion charge and the pricing of fares.
With respect, Boris does represent the class enemy, and while that alone is not reason for disliking him, the socialist revolution can never occur if there are people like Boris who are so priveliged.
Ken shouldn't win because he is the Labour candidate, he should win because he was a very good mayor.
Well said Peter.
Sholto Byrnes lives in Camden
and I don't suppose he lives in a council flat if there are any left.
All of my large and extende family were born lived their lives and died there until force out by gentrifiers like Byrnes and his ilk.
So to be on the receiving end as the patronising crap and told how to vote by Byrnes makes me want to puke.
rich or poor, Boris would still be bonkers
I wouldn't vote for Boris because of the way he musses his hair when he's confused
which is perpetually in front of the Cameras
oh and he's a tory
liverpool misses you you plonker
.......
There won't be two more years of bitching, will there? I don't see why Labour had to make such a big song-and-dance about their Mayoral candidate right now.
Yorkshire, luddite, a grand place, thought there was something wrong with you. : )
All the best luddite, I was only jesting,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_XIzQGR3JY
thinkov, I think L'Pool at the moment could do with a defender like Boris. Future Mayor of L'Pool?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mX2H4VkHnY
Give me the bonhomie of Boris to the barely concealed menace of Ken anytime.
Indeed !
Alas, not eligible.
Hatton? Ricky Hatton??
Kens got a good 4 more years left in him, and a chance to leave his mark on London. Most of the initiatives that Johnson is claiming credit for were actually started by Ken. Johnson has done nothing for the average Londonner, apart from stopping drunken yobs insisting on sitting next to you in the tube in the late hours. His Routemaster is a disaster; its top heavy transport in overcongested streets.
Labour is a national party, lets not forget that, not just a London based party. Labour got hammered in England. The whole country virtually turned blue. Just appealing to the political extremes and the religious bigots, will not make friends outside London. Ken Livingston is totally the wrong man, he's yesterday's man playing yesterdays politics.
Ken Livingstone will be a political disaster for Labour, for Labour to be seen again, cosying up to political fruit cakes, and religious fascists. Will push Labour further down the road of division splits and isolation.
@Luddite
Ken Livingstone got elected twice as Mayor, once as an independent (2000) and once as a Labour candidate (2004). His election in 2012 will have little impact in the rest of the UK, any more than whoever is the mayor of Middlesbrough does now.
A proper welshman, dead 'ard, see tonight how he does in the next ITV episode,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs2ppYai8cU#t=8m00s
So, Luddite, you want us all to have a garden, and grow roses, like the blind tory shites expouse?
Get a life, luddite, let alone smell the fecking estate agent recommended coffee.
It's the damage Ken will do if he again invites religious psychopaths to the capital. If you havin't noticed Dave. Europe is moving to the right even the Swedes are voting Nazi's. Why give our political enemies ammunition. He's a @@@@@@@ liability.
Ehtch tee. a little therapy may help. or you could just @@@@@@@ grow-up.
Luddite my luv, you are reading too much into politicians - they only reflect what is on the street, like you...
The idea of that tosspot Bozza representing London at the Olympics on top of the flipping coalition would be too much to bear.
Ken Livingstone as the article says shouldn't just get the job because he is the Labour candidate. However do not forget that in London the Labour vote held up pretty well and Labour holds a majority of seats in the Capital.
Once the cuts kick in the coalition and by default Bozza will become very unpopular. The Lib Dems are not a force in London, they only won 7 seats out of 73 and any Lib Dem candidate will suffer because of the coalition.
The choice in 2012 is Ken or Bojo. Winning back city hall in 2012 would be a coup for the new Labour leader and a bloody nose for the coalition!