ConservativeHome’s caricature of London teenagers
Or, how not to win the youth vote.
By Daniel Trilling Published 28 May 2010 13:33The right-wing blog ConservativeHome has published what appears to be an attempt at a humorous account of canvassing for the Tories in the east London borough of Hackney. It includes this delightful caricature of a couple of black teenage girls who happen to cross paths with the canvassers.
- Tory! shouts one.
- Vote Laye-bor, goes the other one, in that adopted rude-bwoy cod-Jamaican accent that I detest. I don't give them a second glance and it takes a moment to see that I've walked on alone. Oh God. Keith stands in front of them.
- Who do you want to win, then? he asks, forgetting about this not-talking-to-people thing.
They giggle. They're both clinically obese, a common enough sight here, as is the fried "chicken" product one is shoving into her mouth. I remember being the fat boy at primary school; it wasn't fun, because no-one else was. I wonder if it's the thin kids who feel isolated these days, since they're the minority now.
- Mai mum allays votes Laye-bore, one says. Her friend's eyebrows knit. There's a better answer than that, she thinks, something she's been taught. I can see the moment of triumph when she remembers:
- You'll take away our EMA innit. She's so happy to have remembered the reason not to vote Tory, which someone has carefully taught her, that her epiphany of political insight is delivered in natural cockney. For this reason at least I warm to her a little.
Perhaps this utter contempt for the inhabitants of Britain's inner cities is why the Tories came a poor third in Hackney on 6 May.
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"I live in Stoke Newington and you ought to try taking a trip to Clissold Park after about 4pm without feeling pretty bloody intimidated." What a wimp, there are far rougher places than Stoke Newington and even then they are certainly not no-go areas.
Its pitiful but so are many of the "victims" of the Welfare state. Tim and Co. might have observed some people but missed many others out. On the Estates we certainly meet types, what Tim and the prejudiced miss are the better families stuck in difficult circumstances.
Er, no, it's not meant to be funny - it's a depressing account of the pitiful state those inner cities have been left in by the failure of governments of both colour to address entrenched poverty and low educational attainment.
Your post is from the school of thought which seems to believe that if a Tory says something it must be spoken with ill intent.
I can't blame a reader for not discerning the mood of a writer, but since you ask, no, it's not meant to be humorous. Nor was the event you describe a caricature. What I write is just stuff I see. You don't have to like it, but please don't imply I make things up.
Strange you didn't have space to quote our Mayor's jaw-dropping response to Saturday's shooting. That certainly defies caricature.
yes it is an effing joke - but come to Hackney because we're not laughing.
I wonder if Daniel Trilling actually lives or has lived in North London areas like Hackney. I know exactly what Graeme Archer is talking about here - I live in Stoke Newington and you ought to try taking a trip to Clissold Park after about 4pm without feeling pretty bloody intimidated.
Except kids that speak like that will never get the fancy jobs so necessary for social mobility, will they? And why is it a bad, bad Tory thing to say there are too many fried chicken places making inner city kids fat?
@Daniel Trilling
I lived in Hackney for 11 years - moved out last year. You're seeing a stereotype where Hackney people see a daily reality.
I'm quite at a loss to understand how you interpreted the piece as humorous. Did you read all of it before pasting this up?
What you call stereotype is what I saw. I'm unclear what your suggestion is. Should I not transcribe it? I don't know where you live (I am the opposite of Peter Mandelson) but I live here. In the place I describe. It is- with respect and due attention to my no doubt many failings as a nonprofessional writer- how I described it.
Clearly the only person out of touch here is the idiot writing for the New Statesman Daniel Trilling. I've read Mr Archers Article and he is spot on! He isn't attempting humour he is just saying it how he sees it. And here's the Rub - he says it how it is and you my idiot Journo (I won't call you Friend) have clearly missed the point of it all.
GraemeArcher. Your utter contempt for the people you seek to represent is astonishing. If you want to be a modern day (sub-standard) Hogarth, good luck. But your little vignettes give more insight into their writer than their subjects. It sounds like Hackney isn't the place for you.
Trilling - "Perhaps this utter contempt for the inhabitants of Britain's inner cities is why the Tories came a poor third in Hackney on 6 May"
Tories - "But....they really *are* contemptible"
Lovely
Daniel, since you live here and since you don't deny the veracity of what I've written, why don't you redraft your chosen section in a form you consider acceptable. It's flattering to have one's style picked over, I suppose; but ultimately irrelevant.
You can have the final word. I'm off to the Lido.
I've realised the problem here. It wasn't written with sufficient political correctness. Where Graeme Archer says:
'that adopted rude-bwoy cod-Jamaican accent that I detest'
He should say:
'minority group accent'
Where he says:
'They're both clinically obese'
He should say:
'Both were of a non-typical body type'.
Etc.
@GraemeArcher - "What I write is just stuff I see. You don't have to like it, but please don't imply I make things up."
So this bit here......
"Her friend's eyebrows knit. There's a better answer than that, she thinks, something she's been taught. I can see the moment of triumph when she remembers:
- You'll take away our EMA innit.
She's so happy to have remembered the reason not to vote Tory, which someone has carefully taught her, ...."
This bit....where you read her mind - that's all just you documenting the facts, is it? Nothing "made up" there
I am surprised that Labour has not made more of the abolition of EMA. It really is a lifeline for poorer students and I fear its abolition will truly discourage poorer students from staying on at college. Surely that is retrogressive and will not help the poor. Is anybody on the progressive opposition side going to take up the EMA debate??? Who is going to champion the rights of poorer students for whom the EMA is a necessity, not a luxury!!!
Having read the entire of the linked article I cannot find a single 'case study' that is not steeped in gross caricature or even remotely objective.
Taking the piss out of people's accents to denote stupidity is the lowest and most desperate form of insult, and appears to be the author's entire literary arsenal. Oh, other than assigning his own imagination and opinions to people with no evidence.
So yeah, disdain and contempt for everything other than a lido. That's a sad life, man. Why don't you move to my Tory village of Knebworth? You'd be happier here.
@GraemeArcher, of course these portraits are based on observations, but they're selective observations, edited, introduced and framed by an open dislike of your subjects and combined with your own projections about the motivations, education and beliefs of these people.
This has nothing to do with some ill-defined notions of political correctness. It's about the formal properties of rhetoric, a subject which you as a political writer should make it your business to understand.
If you want people to drop the old "uncaring Tory" line then you need to ask yourself how perhaps you are feeding it.
@Daniel: Even allowing for a little bit of journalistic licence in the passage you cite from Graeme's original piece, I struggle to see where the evidence is of 'contempt' for the people of Hackney.
What truly represents contempt, surely, is the apparent belief that it's OK, even somehow noble, for working-class communities to go through life like this with little or no hope of escaping from the cycle of poverty and low attainment that exists in parts of some cities.
You can't do anything to tackle a problem until you've correctly identified it.
It will be interesting to see what happens next time Graeme attempts to canvas the people he feels so little affinity with (presumably not telling them what he thinks of them)
@GraemeArcher
'What I write is just stuff I see.'
'Gangs of fatherless, swaggering, out-of-control (mixed-race: this is a multicultural phenomenon) youths take ownership of the park as soon as night falls.'
How do you know these youths are fatherless!?
Is it a guess based on your own grubby prejudice by any chance?
It's not so much the truthfulness of Archer's account or the debate over who is the most bigoted if Trilling sees Archer's account as stereotyping.
It is the implication in the account by how it is presented, that the girls are more stupid than they might actually be, that when one expresses a political opinion it can only be because she has been taught to say that.
It may be that inner city areas are faced with many problems, one of the most important being a lack of quality education; but making assumptions only creates a vicious cycle around the issue.
Put another way, what would be the point in trying to better yourself, if as soon as you open your mouth you are judged in this way?
Tim Hardy has made this point with the most eloquence.
Graeme: inequality, deprivation. What has the Conservative Party ever done to deal with these? Is it not failures on the part of Labour to deal with these, plastering over with welfare? The Conservatives introduced right to buy; Labour did little to ameliorate it. The Conservatives took us into the EEC/SEA/Maastricht i.e. the necessary moves towards an open borders policy; Labour did nothing to ameliorate it. Both parties support an authoritarian education system, designed to be slavish to business, certainly with few inducements to be a good citizen, which is intended to divide between the 'good' and 'bad' pupils (this occurs within the public-private divide and within schools themselves). Both of your parties are anti-trade union and support 'flexible' i.e. weighted in favour of business working practices. They might vote Labour because it's seen as the 'moral' thing to do - but why not? There's no real difference between the parties - http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=18948. You reap what you sow. Your piece is as much evidence of class divide (you seemingly have little desire to engage with these people) as it is illustrative of their stupidity.
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