Labour Lords rebels: the full list

The 26 Labour MPs who voted against the House of Lords reform bill.

1. Adrian Bailey

2. Kevin Barron

3. Margaret Beckett

4. Stuart Bell

5. David Blunkett

6. Ronnie Campbell

7. Ann Clwyd

8. Jim Cunningham

9. Jim Dowd

10. Frank Field

11. Mike Gapes

12. Dai Havard

13. Stephen Hepburn

14. Kate Hoey

15. Kelvin Hopkins

16. George Howarth

17. Gerald Kaufman

18. Siobhain McDonagh

19. Andrew Miller

20. Madeleine Moon

21. Geoffrey Robinson

22. Frank Roy

23. Barry Sheerman

24. Dennis Skinner

25. Graham Stringer

26. Derek Twigg

David Blunkett was one of 26 Labour MPs to vote against the second reading of the House of Lords reform bill. Photograph: Getty Images.

George Eaton is political editor of the New Statesman.

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An alternative Trainspotting script for John Humphrys’ Radio 4 “Choose Life” tribute

Born chippy.

Your mole often has Radio 4’s Today programme babbling away comfortingly in the background while emerging blinking from the burrow. So imagine its horror this morning, when the BBC decided to sully this listening experience with John Humphrys doing the “Choose Life” monologue from Trainspotting.

“I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Radio 4?” he concluded, as a nation cringed.

Introduced as someone who has “taken issue with modernity”, Humphrys launched into the film character Renton’s iconic rant against the banality of modern life.

But Humphrys’ role as in-studio curmudgeon is neither endearing nor amusing to this mole. Often tasked with stories about modern technology and digital culture by supposedly mischievous editors, Humphrys sounds increasingly cranky and ill-informed. It doesn’t exactly make for enlightening interviews. So your mole has tampered with the script. Here’s what he should have said:

“Choose life. Choose a job and then never retire, ever. Choose a career defined by growling and scoffing. Choose crashing the pips three mornings out of five. Choose a fucking long contract. Choose interrupting your co-hosts, politicians, religious leaders and children. Choose sitting across the desk from Justin Webb at 7.20 wondering what you’re doing with your life. Choose confusion about why Thought for the Day is still a thing. Choose hogging political interviews. Choose anxiety about whether Jim Naughtie’s departure means there’s dwindling demand for grouchy old men on flagship political radio shows. Choose a staunch commitment to misunderstanding stories about video games and emoji. Choose doing those stories anyway. Choose turning on the radio and wondering why the fuck you aren’t on on a Sunday morning as well. Choose sitting on that black leather chair hosting mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows (Mastermind). Choose going over time at the end of it all, pishing your last few seconds on needlessly combative questions, nothing more than an obstacle to that day’s editors being credited. Choose your future. Choose life . . .”

I'm a mole, innit.