Fine young criminals
And a strong contender for Quote of the Week
By Sophie Elmhirst Published 07 October 2009 15:27
Now, let's get one thing straight. I do not advocate, or defend, criminality. But every now and then, you read about a crime that really makes your heart sing a bit. This time, we're in Michigan, where a 53-year-old banker, Patricia Keezer, has been sentenced for embezzling funds at her bank and giving them away to needy customers to help them with car repairs, mortgage payments and taxes.
What a hero! Sort of. Check out the quote:
"I would take other people's problems and make them my problems," Keezer told the judge. "I do have a problem with giving things away."
It melts you a little bit, no? I know it's wrong, I know it's illegal, I know the money wasn't hers to give. But there's a little part of me that's really glad she did it, although not for her sake, given that she now faces a year and a day in prison. (Why the day, judge, why the day?)
It sounds like even the judge was pretty much won over:
"You are like a modern-day Robin Hood," Battani [the judge] said of the folklore hero who stole from the rich and gave to the poor. "Those Robin Hood days are long over."
Well, maybe they are, Battani, but once in a while I reckon we should just stand up and say, "You know what, you modern-day Robin Hoods? We salute you. Yes we do."
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3 comments
Yeah, I know her too... and all I can say is... Karma is a bitch!
I know this lady and yes I say lady..she is very caring and has a wonderful family.. I feel for all of them right now..grandchildren will not understand the absence of their beloved grandma..I know she did not use any of the money for her self or family..I know some will say oh well it was wrong and yes it was but have you ever bounced a check by accident and it cost you 300 dollars for a 20 dollar check...that is part of what she did was to forgive that 300 dollars,,that was not embezzling because noo money was taken..and people losing their homes and there sure is a lot of that in our state,,the banks get rich off our mistakes ...I for one feel so saddened and hope the best for the family and for Patti.. she needs all our prayers over these next few months,,
Yes, it makes the heart sing. But it simultaneously makes the heart ache that such wondeful acts of philanthropy through minor acts of deception are punished in a world in which the rich get richer and the powerful retain power by deceiving the public. on a much grander scale and with absolutely no underlying philanthropic purpose whatsoever. The law needs to be applied consistently if it is to have universal respect.