Politics, on a horse

Gordon! Get yourself a wagon and a poem.

Wonderful news from Slovakia today (thank you to the Slovak Spectator). It appears that the Slovak agriculture minister, Stanislav Becík, has taken to poetry and horse-drawn carts to spread his message to the people. Gordon Brown might be doing social work in Kirkcaldy, but is he travelling the length of the country in a modified gypsy caravan with political slogans on the side? No, he is not.

In the global ranking of Ludicrous Political Stunts, where David Cameron's wind turbine charges in at number one, Becík has made an extraordinary entry into second position. This is the stuff of greatness. And the poem! Oh, the poem. Here's a sample:

In the whole world, farmers are best,
No other caste can pass the test,
Keep them always in deep respect,
Your gratitude never defect.

Gordon! Come on! Write a poem. What about:

In the whole world, Brownies (also known as people strong-armed by Mandy) are best,
No other bunch can pass the test,
Keep them always in deep respect,
And please for God's sake support us otherwise everything will go tits up come the election and I'll have to go back to hanging out in Kircaldy all the time (a week was enough) and stop holding big international world-saving summits which will be rubbish.

(Yes, yes, I know, it doesn't quite scan yet. But come ON, Gordon, live a little.)

 

 

Sophie Elmhirst is features editor of the New Statesman

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To stop Jeremy Corbyn, I am giving my second preference to Andy Burnham

The big question is whether Andy Burnham or Yvette Cooper will face Jeremy in the final round of this election.

Voting is now underway in the Labour leadership election. There can be no doubt that Jeremy Corbyn is the frontrunner, but the race isn't over yet.

I know from conversations across the country that many voters still haven't made up their mind.

Some are drawn to Jeremy's promises of a new Jerusalem and endless spending, but worried that these endless promises, with no credibility, will only serve to lose us the next general election.

Others are certain that a Jeremy victory is really a win for Cameron and Osborne, but don't know who is the best alternative to vote for.

I am supporting Liz Kendall and will give her my first preference. But polling data is brutally clear: the big question is whether Andy Burnham or Yvette Cooper will face Jeremy in the final round of this election.

Andy can win. He can draw together support from across the party, motivated by his history of loyalty to the Labour movement, his passionate appeal for unity in fighting the Tories, and the findings of every poll of the general public in this campaign that he is best placed candidate to win the next general election.

Yvette, in contrast, would lose to Jeremy Corbyn and lose heavily. Evidence from data collected by all the campaigns – except (apparently) Yvette's own – shows this. All publicly available polling shows the same. If Andy drops out of the race, a large part of the broad coalition he attracts will vote for Jeremy. If Yvette is knocked out, her support firmly swings behind Andy.

We will all have our views about the different candidates, but the real choice for our country is between a Labour government and the ongoing rightwing agenda of the Tories.

I am in politics to make a real difference to the lives of my constituents. We are all in the Labour movement to get behind the beliefs that unite all in our party.

In the crucial choice we are making right now, I have no doubt that a vote for Jeremy would be the wrong choice – throwing away the next election, and with it hope for the next decade.

A vote for Yvette gets the same result – her defeat by Jeremy, and Jeremy's defeat to Cameron and Osborne.

In the crucial choice between Yvette and Andy, Andy will get my second preference so we can have the best hope of keeping the fight for our party alive, and the best hope for the future of our country too.

Tom Blenkinsop is the Labour MP for Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland