Could Cameron win the boundary changes vote?

Unless the PM knows something we don't, the answer is no.

Despite the Lib Dems vowing to oppose the boundary changes, David Cameron has confirmed that the plans will be put to a vote.

"I am going to saying to every MP 'look the House of Commons ought to be smaller, less expensive and we ought to have seats which are exactly the same size'," he said.

"I think everyone should come forward and vote for that proposal because it is a very sensible proposal and it will be put forward."

So, with Clegg's party ready to rebel, is there any chance of Cameron getting his way? Unless the Prime Minister knows something we don't, the answer is no. Most of the nationalist parties, including the DUP, which holds eight seats, are publicly opposed to the changes and are unlikely to be easily bought off. In addition, at least a handful of Tories can be expected to vote against the reforms as three of the party's Cornish MPs (George Eustace, Sheryll Murray and Sarah Newton) previously did. Without the support of the Lib Dems, there is no majority to be found.

Cameron's hope, presumably, is that Clegg, who previously declared that "there can be no justification for maintaining the current inequality between constituencies and voters across the country", can be persuaded to renege on his opposition. But with the Deputy Prime Minister now publicly pledged to vote against the changes, this would surely be a humiliation too far.

David Cameron said that boundary reform was "a very sensible proposal and it will be put forward". Photograph: Getty Images.

George Eaton is political editor of the New Statesman.

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An alternative Trainspotting script for John Humphrys’ Radio 4 “Choose Life” tribute

Born chippy.

Your mole often has Radio 4’s Today programme babbling away comfortingly in the background while emerging blinking from the burrow. So imagine its horror this morning, when the BBC decided to sully this listening experience with John Humphrys doing the “Choose Life” monologue from Trainspotting.

“I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Radio 4?” he concluded, as a nation cringed.

Introduced as someone who has “taken issue with modernity”, Humphrys launched into the film character Renton’s iconic rant against the banality of modern life.

But Humphrys’ role as in-studio curmudgeon is neither endearing nor amusing to this mole. Often tasked with stories about modern technology and digital culture by supposedly mischievous editors, Humphrys sounds increasingly cranky and ill-informed. It doesn’t exactly make for enlightening interviews. So your mole has tampered with the script. Here’s what he should have said:

“Choose life. Choose a job and then never retire, ever. Choose a career defined by growling and scoffing. Choose crashing the pips three mornings out of five. Choose a fucking long contract. Choose interrupting your co-hosts, politicians, religious leaders and children. Choose sitting across the desk from Justin Webb at 7.20 wondering what you’re doing with your life. Choose confusion about why Thought for the Day is still a thing. Choose hogging political interviews. Choose anxiety about whether Jim Naughtie’s departure means there’s dwindling demand for grouchy old men on flagship political radio shows. Choose a staunch commitment to misunderstanding stories about video games and emoji. Choose doing those stories anyway. Choose turning on the radio and wondering why the fuck you aren’t on on a Sunday morning as well. Choose sitting on that black leather chair hosting mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows (Mastermind). Choose going over time at the end of it all, pishing your last few seconds on needlessly combative questions, nothing more than an obstacle to that day’s editors being credited. Choose your future. Choose life . . .”

I'm a mole, innit.