Hollande takes an Olympic-sized swipe at Cameron

French president declares: "We don't talk of money, we talk of gold."

After David Cameron snubbed François Hollande during his visit to Britain and then promised to "roll out the red carpet" for French tax avoiders, it's no surprise that the French president isn't particularly well-disposed to his British counterpart. But even with that (and France's failed Olympics bid) in mind, Hollande's remarks on the London games are still fabulously catty.

In reference to his country's Olympics success (they've won three golds, we've won none) and to Cameron's earlier comments, Hollande declared:

The British have rolled out a red carpet for French athletes to win medals. I thank them very much for that, but the competition is not over.

And there's more, much more. Turning his attention to the empty seats fiasco, he said:

The problem is that there are simply too many corporate seats. It will be up to French organisers to sort out this problem if a bid for a future games is to be successful.

With magnificent Gallic arrogance, he added: "We don't talk of money, we talk of gold."

Finally, in a none-too-subtle reference to Cameron's euroscepticism, Hollande declared:

It is the results of Europe that will count in the games. We will put the French medals into the Europe pot, so that the British will be happy to be European.

It doesn't look as if Cameron will be following Ed Miliband to the Élysée Palace anytime soon.

David Cameron and French President François Hollande watch the women's handball at the London Olympics. Photograph: Getty Images.

George Eaton is political editor of the New Statesman.

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The section on climate change has already disappeared from the White House website

As soon as Trump was president, the page on climate change started showing an error message.

Melting sea ice, sad photographs of polar bears, scientists' warnings on the Guardian homepage. . . these days, it's hard to avoid the question of climate change. This mole's anxiety levels are rising faster than the sea (and that, unfortunately, is saying something).

But there is one place you can go for a bit of respite: the White House website.

Now that Donald Trump is president of the United States, we can all scroll through the online home of the highest office in the land without any niggling worries about that troublesome old man-made existential threat. That's because the minute that Trump finished his inauguration speech, the White House website's page about climate change went offline.

Here's what the page looked like on January 1st:

And here's what it looks like now that Donald Trump is president:

The perfect summary of Trump's attitude to global warming.

Now, the only references to climate on the website is Trump's promise to repeal "burdensome regulations on our energy industry", such as, er. . . the Climate Action Plan.

This mole tries to avoid dramatics, but really: are we all doomed?

I'm a mole, innit.