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Down with dogs. All dogs.

Dangerous dogs are a menace. But the rest of the species are bloody annoying too.

Some of you may know that I like a bit of a rant. Excuse me, then, if I stray away from domestic politics, foreign affairs, religion and culture and have a perhaps semi-hinged rant about a topic that really gets me going: dogs.

Now, there's been much news and comment in the papers this week about so-called dangerous dogs. I use the phrase "so-called" because, whether dog-lovers like it or not, all dogs are dangerous. The dog, after all, is a domesticated form of the wolf (the bloody wolf!). Oh, and there's a reason why dogs are classed as apex predators.

But, hold on, I can hear the cry from the canine contingent: what about those adorable, cute, little puppies who wouldn't harm a fly? Puppies? Harmless? Tell that to the parents of the two-month-old baby boy who was mauled to death by his puppy in Tulsa, Oklahoma in July 2008. In another case, back in 2006, a puppy chewed off a baby girl's toes while her parents were sleeping next to her. Surgeons couldn't save the girl's toes.

But vicious and vile puppies aside, there is indeed a particular and pressing issue with very dangerous and violent dogs in this country, and so I welcome the police unit set up to tackle "weapon dogs" and tasked with seizing more than 1,000 dangerous animals in its first year. I also back the call by Kit Malthouse, one of Boris Johnson's deputy mayors, for tougher sentences for criminals who use dogs to carry out vicious attacks. At Prime Minister's Questions, the Labour MP Angela Smith told the Commons about a "19-fold increase in the number of dangerous and status dogs in London since the early Nineties".

This is disturbing -- and nor is this just about London gangs and their "status" dogs. The denialism from the dog movement has to stop. Figures uncovered by the Tories suggest that 100 people every week, across the UK, are treated in hospital after being bitten by a dog (these figures don't include attacks by dogs on other pets).

One of the attacks cited in yesterday's Standard was on the railway engineer James Rehill, 78, "who was 'dragged like a doll' through the street in a fatal attack by his own dog in January last year. Witnesses looked on in horror as Mr Rehill was savaged by his Rottweiler in Newham." Every death is a tragedy -- but isn't Mr Rehill partly to blame for his horrible fate for keeping a Rottweiler as a bloody pet in the first place? Isn't this part of the problem? The dreams and delusions of the dog-lovers (and, especially, the "dangerous dog"-lovers) -- "My dog is great", "My dog is harmless", "My dog loves me", blah blah blah.

Love me, forgive my dog

This brings me on to dog-owners. They are perhaps more to blame for all this than their dogs. Many of them -- not all, I accept, but many -- are as inconsiderate, noisy, aggressive, unhygienic and in-yer-face as the disgusting and hyperactive mutts that they own, cosset, cuddle and parade in public.

Aside from the risk of being killed, mauled or bitten by a stray dog in a public place, I cannot stand the manner in which strange, overexuberant dogs feel entitled to touch you, lick you, jump on you, chase you and/or block you -- and the manner in which their owners instantly try to excuse or exonerate their misdemeanours. It is nothing short of antisocial behaviour.

How, for example, should we react to owners who allow their dogs to bark all night and ruin the sleep of their neighbours? What about those owners who allow their dogs to piss and poop in the street (and who knows what foul and disgusting deeds they allow their four-legged friends to get up inside their own homes)?

How do you explain the ridiculous way in which a negative reaction to their dog is regarded as the fault of the supposedly sanctimonious or party-pooping objector, and not of their own dirty, pushy and unruly animal? Oh, and why have our public parks become chaotic hellholes where no rules or limits seem to apply to dogs or dog-owners?

In fact, you may have guessed by now, and it might upset some of you to hear me say this, but I'm not, by any standards, an animal-lover. Unless the said animal is dead and on my plate. For me, animals, as they say, have two functions: to taste good and fit well.

But, in particular, I despise and loathe dogs (which, of course, have neither a culinary nor a sartorial function -- unless you live in South Korea). They are disgusting, dirty animals that should never have become pets, let alone such popular pets (there are an estimated eight million dogs in the UK. I feel like vomiting as I type out this gruesome and dispiriting statistic.)

Whose friend?

Dogs have become frustratingly ubiquitous in modern Britain. They're literally everywhere. Even homeless people have them. I for one refuse to spare any change for a beggar in an alleyway, who sits looking miserable with a dog on his lap. How do I know he won't spend my pound coin on Pedigree Chum, instead of a warm cup of coffee? And if he can't afford a roof over his head, should he really be wasting time, energy and money on a pet?

(The other depressing aspect of the homeless and the love for dogs is the manner in which members of the great British public -- animal-lovers to the core, but disdainful of the poor -- will often ignore and/or step over a prostrate beggar in the street but take a moment to give his ugly mutt a pat on the head. Bizarre.)

On a side note, I also have two isses with the ubiquitous phrase "A dog is a man's best friend": (a) Did anyone ask the dog? and (b) If you're someone who has no friends and needs dogs for company and socialising, fine, so be it, pathetic as that may be, but don't implicate the rest of the human race in your animal delusions, please.

Frankly, I share the rage, frustration and annoyance expressed so vividly by the comedian Mark Steel, in this classic Independent column, from November 2000:

The best insight I had into the mind of dog-owners was while I lived on a council estate, and one dog would regularly crap at the bottom of the stairs to the block. One day, I caught it in mid-dump, and asked the owner if he could not do it again.

He said, "Well, it's a dog; it's got to go somewhere." I pledged that if I ever became a millionaire, I'd hire a huge herd of buffalo and get them to gallop through his flat. And when he complained, I'd say, "Well, they're buffalo, they've got to stampede somewhere."

He adds:

Because owning a dog is fundamentally antisocial. It's practised by the same people who swerve their car across the road while shouting into their mobile, or jump in a swimming pool to do the backstroke diagonally from one corner to the other. I bet the proportion of dog-owners who vote Conservative is significantly higher than, say, of people who own a tortoise.

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65 comments

Mohammad's picture

KaiserFranzJoseph:
Few must like your ignorance. Fewer should have to put up with it. Your continual hardcore extreme fight against 'religion' does no good for your cause.

Mehdi Hassan is clearly intelligent, creative and responsible for his own words. He has therefore earned his position. Once you earn yours, perhaps your ignorant opinions will be heard. But I doubt the end result will be what you promote. I wish you peace in your future.

Mark's picture

Dont blame the dogs ! blame the law and the owners ! when i lived in the UK and was in the military i used to run and around the Middlesex area . The amount of times i had dogs stop me in my tracks or chase me , it spoiled my routine , my run and wound me up ! usually the owners response would be "he /she is only playing " it seems that some peoples dogs were of more importance than any human beings , along with the arrogance of some people . I live in Japan now , dogs are kept on leads (its the law ) even in parks ! leaving waste is an offense ! the nature of Japanese people and their culture means that other people are respected and dogs are dogs !! kept on lead ! dog mess is effectively removed into a bag or scoop !and 20 years on from the Military I can now jog rather than run in a park and not be worried about the next leg snapper taking a chunk out of my ankle !!!

KaiserFranzJoseph's picture

Mohammad
" Few must like your ignorance. Fewer should have to put up with it. Your continual hardcore extreme fight against 'religion' does no good for your cause."

Thats what I think about Mehdi Hasan too. He does not promote his religion in a positive way instead like many Muslim Journos relying on 'white mans burden' guilt, and over stating their case. As for his doggie diatribe I simply do not agree with you that he is responsible for his own words. If in a parallel universe Prophet Mohammed had said 'O Believer! Get a pet dog they're Grrr8!" Mr Hasan would be a Judge at Crufts or campaigns manager with the Dogs Trust. His statement 'I dislike all animals' (koranic law not withstanding) suggests to me and no doubt many others too worrying questions about the state of mind of a person so cut off from the natural world. Of course he's not the only one is he? Many with that view are running Govt finance and industry and are hell-bent on destroying the planet

The NS is/was a Left wing paper and at the risk of repeating myself 'THE ROLE OF THE LEFT IS TO QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY and that includes RELIGIOUS AUTHORITY' If you have a difficulty with this, in an ideal world, the NS should not really be for you there are plenty of main stream papers and sites sympathetic to religious views.

Mr Hasan is intelligent and creative I agree, but the interests of the NS mag suggest a radical secularist/atheist should take the helm so that it doesn't appear to be a poor relation of the Grauniad and Indy. It should stop parroting P.C. and Islamist drivel and help set a genuinely Left Wing radical agenda for the future.

Live Long and Prosper

Laz's picture

I love dogs. Don't discriminate against the species. They are one of the most intelligent animals and bring joy to plenty of lonely people.
Spend a day with a dog (not a rottweiler) then rewrite the blog please.

dave's picture

well said.dogs are the scum of
the earth and are totally pointless.
the only thing sadder than a dog,are the
sad people who dote over them.obviously they don't have any real friends.

Roshan's picture

Too right Mehdi. The British love of dogs is deranged. They're dirty animals that sniff their own backsides and lick their own balls. And then the Brits let the dirty little buggers lick their faces. Disgusting.

They're stupid too. You can kick a dog around and it'll still love you. Whereas a cat ... now that's an intelligent animal.

This is undoubtedely the best blog you have ever written.

Roshan's picture

And they literally shit everywhere.

And their owners grow to look like them.

Yvonne's picture

Anything that licks its balls then licks its ass and then tries to lick your face should be shot.

Nahf's picture

I'm afraid of dogs but don't have a problem with people keeping them as pets as long as they're kept out of my way. The trouble is, we're having major problems with two dog-owners in our building who keep allowing their dogs to urinate in the lift. Anyone who has experience of sniffing the air in a lift where a dog has urinated will know it is vile. The dog-owners are so inconsiderate!!

Charles's picture

And your dislike of dogs wouldn't happen to stem from religious reasons would it?

Chris Bardell's picture

Is this a spoof/pretend-rant? Or does Mehdi really have nothing worthwhile to write about?

Please leave this sort of thing to proper professional gobshites like Clarkson, Littlecock, Bushell, Gaunt, etc. Clue: they're published in tabloids.

vanrisszcu's picture

Charles - if that were the case, then why does secular atheist leftie comedian Mark Steel object to dogs and dog-owners in a similar vein? It is indeed true that Muslims and dogs don't mix but, as I said in the post, I don't like any animals. Not even cats which the Prophet Muhammad is alleged to have adored.

Does that make sense? Or are the Islamophobes in the blogosphere intent on discovering the "religious" reason for everything I write and say?

vanrisszcu's picture

Chris - it's not a spoof but, yes, I couldn't think of anything else to write about. And I don't like dogs. Especially dangerous dogs.

I'm off back to reading the Daily Mail...

Jon Rowett's picture

yes yes yes! bloody dogs! great post mehdi, thanks for this.

harriet's picture

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_animals#Dogs .. Moving on ...

Dan's picture

That is easily the most pathetic thing I've read in a long while, across all blogs/websites/newspapers/etc.
I won't bother going into how it has been scientifically proven that dogs raise the spirits of (almost all) those they come into contact with, or how dog-owners tend to be, in fact, more sociable with their human pals than those who don't have a canine companion.
Surely it's common sense that when people stop to pet homeless people's dogs, it's perhaps because they feel sorry for the poor animal who has been forced onto the streets by its owner.
And people don't parade their dogs around town, they're taking them for a walk - it would be cruel not to.
You don't like dogs - great - but don't insult people who read your usually intelligent blog posts by publishing a ranty polemic against man's best friend.
I don't own a dog myself, by the way, but only because I wouldn't be able to devote to it the time and care it would deserve.

rob da bruce's picture

wow...
Being a dog owner and lover. Your all right...dogs can be dirty, people are not dirty, they just use all the water in the world to have their showers everyday and make sure they are not offensive to the person next to them that also takes a shower everyday ( although this dosen't really matter as their noses don't work anyway ).
The dog would rather lick himself so he doesn't have to use chemicals and toxins that will affect the rest of the world.
Dogs don't pick up after themselves....humm seems they were built to deposit food for plants.
Dogs are wolves...no argument there. Dogs are apex predators...seems right but they seem to hang out with the planetary predator, I'd take that as the winning strategy.
It's a dogs life...you bet. I escort my dog out on walks, I pick up his offal and those of others ( people sometimes too ), I take him to the dog park so he can socialize with others of his kind, and not be a neurotic recluse that semms his days on a box typing....wait it seems to help that too.
I bake him cookies that are good for him, prepare his meals so that he likes them, make sure he has a place in front of the fire to sleep peacefully. All this and personal grooming too.
I get.... a snuggle, eyes that look at me with unconditional love, and a willingness to protect me and my neighbours from intruders ( my non-dog owning neighbours love him and feel safer, he is half sharpae, half irish terrier ). I've always had mouse issues were I live, my house is mouse free, so is my yard.
So keeping with your blogs and writtings, could we say call bad dog owners extremists.....

rob da bruce's picture

just a bit more....
monkee/jai...thanks.....i think i like monkee better
the bad things my dog has done...not good for his Karma to kill mice, even though they carry germs and their poop will make me sick.
I was downtown and a fellow ran around the corner right at us, my dog jumped before I could react and put his paws on the fellows shoulders and barked in his face. Well this took the poor fellow by suprise and stopped him dead in his tracks, almost made him do to dodo on the sidewalk, I hauled back as soon as I could react and apologized, was about to give the dog all kinds of verbal abuse....as the cop came around the corner jumped on this guy and beat the crap outta him....so...
Seems god/dog are older than 10,000 years....I like to think god gave me this companion to remind me of his love....and I'm the agnostic?

greg sheppard's picture

bought up in a family of dog owners (there has always been one or two dogs in my house and my brother and his partner have about 5 working dogs) I've come to really hate the idea of dogs as pets.
Having to move back home after not living with a dog for 4 years at uni I've really come to appreciate how annoying and what a waste of effort and money they are.
I dislike the demeanor of well trained dogs and i have absolutely no time for those who are poorly trained or their owners. The amount of time spent having to care for them is ridiculous and the mess is the absolute worst.
You cant stop hair and dust getting everywhere however much you clean. If people have to have a pet, a cat isnt nearly so bad.

this is apparently what you should do if there are aggressive dogs around
http://duhaime.org/CrimeAndSafety/LawArticle-54/Dog-Attack.aspx

Once I leave home I will never live anywhere with a dog again.

WelshAndy's picture

Wow, what a crazy rant. I can understand your view somewhat - I have a dislike for cats and don't understand why anyone would want one as a pet - however I would never call for all cats to be disposed of or something.

Dogs are fantastic pets, companions and to many 'another member of the family'. Man's best friend? Yes...for 10,000 years...and hopefully for another 10,000.

richy's picture

Mehdi Mehdi, ive come to enjoy your outraged rants against inequality, the Tories, the Iraq War etc and always agree with you on those issues. But the dog thing seems taken a bit far!

I hate to sound like a home county Daily Mail reader, but this does seem like a sort of Metropolitan distaste for anything that makes life slightly uncomfortable or gets in your way.

The arguments about dangerous dogs are fair enough. I used to live in Liverpool and rememeber peoeple getting on buses with fierce canines attached with bits of rope. Also, letting your dog foul in public areas is blatently antisocial and you would think barely needs to be pointed out.

But do "strange, over-exuberant dogs ogs" really cos you that much stress?? Ive lived in Finsbury Park for 3 years and rarely see a dog that isnt on a lead. Speaking as a dog lover, i think this article overlooks the fantastic companionship these animals provide people...

Nahf's picture

Not that it has anything to do with why Mehdi wrote this rant but here's an interesting read: Khaled Abou El Fadl on dogs in the Islamic tradition: http://scholarofthehouse.net/dinistrandna.html

Doglover's picture

You obviously received no love as a chile. I prefer dogs to most humans, does that mean that all humans should be stricken from this earth...mmmmaybe

richy's picture

damn, just spotted the spelling mistakes in my retort....

Charles's picture

I apologise if I seemed islamophobic, but you seem to have a hatred for dogs so extreme it made me question your reasoning.

Comedians often exaggerate their feelings for comic effect. But ordinarily people moderate themselves when expressing their views, because if they don't they come across as zealots.

Which begs the question, if you're worried by Islamophobia why did you write such a divisive blog?

Faisal's picture

" It is indeed true that Muslims"

Speak for yourself, Mr Hasan.

When the great Sufi Master Abu Yazid al-Bestami, called Bayazid, was walking in the desert on the pilgrimage to Mecca, the Hajj, he walked past a well where many people were gathered around drawing up water. Around them circled a mongrel dog, panting with thirst.

Bayazid called out to the crowd, “Will someone not give a cup of water in exchange for the blessings of fifty years of pilgrimage and prayers?”

One person who knew Bayazid said, “I will gladly do so.” And so he gave a cup of water to the Sufi Master, and received in return a lifetime of blessings.

Bayazid put the cup on the ground so the dog could drink.

vanrisszcu's picture

Richie/Dan - apologies if I offended you or if the post is not up to the "usually intelligent" standard but I suppose I got carried away getting things off my chest. I really do feel that strongly and I suppose we can't all agree on everthing, can we? Cheers.

Charles - get over it.

Joe99's picture

I was bought up on a farm and there were at least half a dozen occasions when we found so-and-so's dog (always pets, never sheepdogs) harassing sheep or just generally making a nuisance. If every dog owner took the money they spent on their dogs (and alcohol for that matter) and spent it on their kids this country would be a better place.

On a separate point I don't see any correlation between politics and pet ownership where I live anyway.

Roshan's picture

Mehdi how does it make you feel?

You write thoughtful and insightful pieces about politics, religion, the economy and foreign policy but no one gives a monkeys. But as soon as you attack dogs everyone's got an opinion.

We, as as nation, really are a bunch of morons.

Asim's picture

You people who are against dogs are absolute RETARDS, your damn fools, its the OWNERSSSS responsibility for control thier dog, to train it. If a dog has no boundries, it has NO sense of right and wrong ad will do as it pleases. Its humans that are responsible, withouth humans this world would be a better place,

Varus's picture

I'm not sure it's Islamophobic to pick up on the fact that in Muslim cultures there is a dislike of dogs, therefore somebody with a Muslim cultural background will have been socialised against dogs.
/However/ that doesn't automatically mean Mehdi's hatred of dogs is illegitimate, unintelligent or illogical - correlation over causation?
Maybe you could have squashed that in your article Mehdi. Although having to cover Islam in every article for the sake of setting a level argumental playing field seems unnecessary!

Kahani's picture

This is by far the moat disgusting thing I've read in ages. It's not the dogs' fault if people are incapable of being responsible owners. Does the media coverage of violent kids mean we should abolish kids? I personally would choose the company of a few dogs in the park over youths at the bus shelter any day of the week.
Get a grip!

Jon Rowett's picture

DOWN WITH DOGS

Alfie's picture

What about dogs for blind people?

What about dogs for preventing drug trafficking?

What about dogs for lonely people or people who have suffered trauma?

The list goes on....

vanrisszcu's picture

Yes, Alfie, you're right on all three. I was referring specifically to pets.

Daniele1's picture

For someone who likes to denounce prejudice at every opportunity, I haven't read such a bigoted and intolerant article in a long time.Your attack on dogs and their owners is quite frankly ridiculous.
I am a dog owner and I certainly did not recognise myself in the prejudiced portrait you make of them.I am very careful to control my dog and clean up after her. And I am a very social and considerate person.
.If someone wrote an article saying that, you would be the first to complain.
I can't say the same about countless dog haters who regularly show rudeness and total intolerance towards me and my dog.
OK so you don't like dogs. There was no need for such a pointless rant.Not your best, Medhi.

Daniele1's picture

Sorry that 3rd paragraph should not be there.
I had written: it is like someone claiming they hate all kids because of the thuggish hoodies on the estate.You would be the first to denounce this statement as prejudiced.

MsV's picture

Finally one thing I agree with you on!
There's hope...

vanrisszcu's picture

Daniele - as you and I have discussed in earlier threads, we can't agree on everything. Please don't take it personally. And this is clearly a rather divisive and even polarising issue...

Aliya's picture

Yes, I personally don't like dogs. However, that is irrelevant.

I am extremely disappointed to see this article written in a serious publication like the New Statesman.

I read the New Statesman to read opinion on politics and opinion, not to find out whether journalists prefer cats to dogs, or elves to pixies.

I think this would have been better suited to a personal blog. Hardly serious journalism, is it?

I'd expect to see this kind of rant by Liz Jones in The Daily Mail. Waste of time.

A.C Gibbon's picture

Personally, I absolutely loathe them.

But really guys, come on!
Pinch of salt?!

teddave's picture

that was a bit rubbish wasnt it? could do better.

The Old Man's picture

I like dogs. Good people like dogs. Lefties and (you claim) Moslems do not. So all's right with the world.

As for the special police unit, no doubt it will be a huge success like Operation Trident, which has eliminated black gun crime, and the law changes will succeed in the same way as the handgun ban has prevented anyone from being shot dead.

Criminals ignore laws, that's why they're called criminals.

Daniele1's picture

Oh and NO I am not a conservative (like all dog owners are, says Medhi).
Joke apart, this is typical of the government, there is a problem with SOME dogs and SOME dog owners, so let's criminalise all of them by imposing ludicrous rules and regulations which will annoy everyone (cost, bother, fear of doing something illegal) and which will be of course TOTALLY ignored by those it is supposed to be targeting.As if the kind of guys who own those dogs are going to give a damn about getting the dogs chipped or getting an insurance.
This is so damn stupid. If there is a problem, everybody is then treated as a potential criminal in this country. The expense and the waste of time, the bureaucracy and the headaches due to this kind of totally unnecessary laws is turning this country into a surveillance and regulation nightmare.
So let's have some more and more sledgehammers to crack a nut. It seems to be the knee reaction answer to any problem.

Eileen's picture

Children get on my nerves for many of the same reasons you give for disliking dogs so vehemently. I frequently wish people could/would send their kids off to professional trainers.

My husband and I rescued a rottweiler and sent her to a professional trainer because: (a) I wanted a highly trained and obedient dog; (b) I wanted the dog to go to a responsible home; and (c) I know how people feel about rottweilers in particular. I am an equestrian and I am intrigued when people talk about how dogs are inherently dangerous. I suspect many of these same individuals have never been around a horse and therefore do not realize how important discipline and training are when working with any animal. Dogs (and horses) have indeed been an integral part of our lives for much longer than either you or I have been around. Sadly, we are losing touch with the animal world as more and more people live in increasingly urban environments.

This brings me to the part where you talk about wolves as if they are inherently bad. My previous rescue dog was a timber wolf/german shepherd/malamute. I bet you would never have even known if you had seen him walking beside me calmly down the sidewalk (on a leash of course).

Luckily I live in the United States where the populous isn't caught up in anti-dog phobia mode. Instead, everyone is panicking about their Toyota accelerating.

Paul's picture

Dogs are cool, think about it...

K9, Turner and Hooch, Beethoven, All dogs go to heaven

lewisgmiller's picture

The psychology of Dog Owners is not something I haven't really thought about. But could it be the case that your hatred of dogs is linked to any past experience in general? Usually things like this are only put on the agenda becuase of an experience. I'd like to hear more about your personal dislike of dogs.

(I'm not being a psychologist, your blog just leads me to think that there is an interesting story to be read here.)

monkee's picture

Medhi,

First of all, I’d like to mention that I thought you were absolutely brilliant on last Sunday’s edition of the BBC’s ‘The Big Questions’, specifically the debate “Is Islam Misunderstood ?” You made a considerable number of much-needed points and argued the matter superbly. The main panel was very good too.

On to your article about dogs…..

There are a number of issues which need to be clarified. Much of this was covered in a scientific BBC documentary called ‘The Secret Life of Dogs’ a few months ago, although it will also be familiar to anyone who has actually owned a dog themselves, especially one of the larger, more intelligent and ‘wolflike’ breeds like Alsatians/German Shepherds. (There’s also some information here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_domestic_dog )

Dogs were deliberately domesticated by humans more than 10,000 years ago, with one of the specific purposes being their use as guards (along with hunting companions). Subsequent selective breeding by humans coupled with dogs living in very close proximity to us within settled human communities over the course of thousands of years all over the world has resulted in dogs becoming instinctively attached to, emotionally sensitive towards, and psychologically geared towards humans.

To give one example: when you point at an object, dogs are the only non-human species in the world which will understand exactly what you mean by that “fetch” or “go there” gesture without requiring any prior training. Even chimpanzees, the closest primates to humans, do not automatically understand or respond to this gesture. Furthermore, the continuous eye-contact dogs maintain with humans (especially people they’re close to) is because they’re closely watching our facial reactions & behaviour, a result of the fact that over the millennia they’ve become extraordinarily emotionally sensitive towards us. And the unique way that dogs sometimes bark, sounding as though they’re trying to “talk” (dog owners will understand what I’m referring to), isn’t a coincidence – the dog really is trying to mimick human speech patterns when trying to communicate with us this way. Again, this doesn’t occur with other animals.

Dogs aren’t “wild animals” who “just happen” to behave this way towards humans “randomly”. It’s all a specific result of thousands of years of selective breeding by humans and thousands of years of living very close to us, at the very least as guards and especially as “members of the extended family”. Dogs are automatically affectionate & friendly towards humans (unless they’ve been mistreated or are from one of the notorious “vicious” breeds) because we trigger that kind of instinctive emotional reaction in them.

It’s basically like dealing with an intelligent and friendly two-year-old kid who is highly emotionally attuned to us (albeit one who can’t communicate with us in our own language), and it has to be treated with the same level of kindness, understanding and sensitivity. This is an important point, because the persistent mistreatment of dogs, including hostile rejections of their instinctive affection, attachment and empathy towards us, really is like mentally abusing a small child.

In a nutshell, there is nothing “unnatural” about dogs living within human society or the emotional attachment dogs and humans may feel towards each other; on the contrary, it’s a result of the shared, closely-connected and interdependent history of our two species worldwide for more than 10,000 years. There is therefore an argument to be made for the fact that people who do not share this amicable attitude (especially if it literally involves extreme disgust towards dogs) are perhaps themselves displaying unnatural and/or abnormal behaviour as human beings, and this is something they may need to reflect on and address, including the specific origins & reasons for their reactions.

ban them's picture

I totally agree with Mehdi.Dogs are man's worse enemy.They are smelly,
stink useless pets (except service dogs)
They ruin houses and people lives.
Coprophagia is common among dogs.
Who on earth wants a best friend,
thats eats shit,then wants to lick
your face.They are scavengers, and
should not be amongst children. Let
alone inside houses.We need a dog free world.

Jai's picture

(^^This website seems to have replaced my username in my original comment for some reason, so I'm reposting it under my actual username "Jai")

Medhi,

First of all, I’d like to mention that I thought you were absolutely brilliant on last Sunday’s edition of the BBC’s ‘The Big Questions’, specifically the debate “Is Islam Misunderstood ?” You made a considerable number of much-needed points and argued the matter superbly. The main panel was very good too.

On to your article about dogs…..

There are a number of issues which need to be clarified. Much of this was covered in a scientific BBC documentary called ‘The Secret Life of Dogs’ a few months ago, although it will also be familiar to anyone who has actually owned a dog themselves, especially one of the larger, more intelligent and ‘wolflike’ breeds like Alsatians/German Shepherds. (There’s also some information here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_domestic_dog )

Dogs were deliberately domesticated by humans more than 10,000 years ago, with one of the specific purposes being their use as guards (along with hunting companions). Subsequent selective breeding by humans coupled with dogs living in very close proximity to us within settled human communities over the course of thousands of years all over the world has resulted in dogs becoming instinctively attached to, emotionally sensitive towards, and psychologically geared towards humans.

To give one example: when you point at an object, dogs are the only non-human species in the world which will understand exactly what you mean by that “fetch” or “go there” gesture without requiring any prior training. Even chimpanzees, the closest primates to humans, do not automatically understand or respond to this gesture. Furthermore, the continuous eye-contact dogs maintain with humans (especially people they’re close to) is because they’re closely watching our facial reactions & behaviour, a result of the fact that over the millennia they’ve become extraordinarily emotionally sensitive towards us. And the unique way that dogs sometimes bark, sounding as though they’re trying to “talk” (dog owners will understand what I’m referring to), isn’t a coincidence – the dog really is trying to mimick human speech patterns when trying to communicate with us this way. Again, this doesn’t occur with other animals.

Dogs aren’t “wild animals” who “just happen” to behave this way towards humans “randomly”. It’s all a specific result of thousands of years of selective breeding by humans and thousands of years of living very close to us, at the very least as guards and especially as “members of the extended family”. Dogs are automatically affectionate & friendly towards humans (unless they’ve been mistreated or are from one of the notorious “vicious” breeds) because we trigger that kind of instinctive emotional reaction in them.

It’s basically like dealing with an intelligent and friendly two-year-old kid who is highly emotionally attuned to us (albeit one who can’t communicate with us in our own language), and it has to be treated with the same level of kindness, understanding and sensitivity. This is an important point, because the persistent mistreatment of dogs, including hostile rejections of their instinctive affection, attachment and empathy towards us, really is like mentally abusing a small child.

In a nutshell, there is nothing “unnatural” about dogs living within human society or the emotional attachment dogs and humans may feel towards each other; on the contrary, it’s a result of the shared, closely-connected and interdependent history of our two species worldwide for more than 10,000 years. There is therefore an argument to be made for the fact that people who do not share this amicable attitude (especially if it literally involves extreme disgust towards dogs) are perhaps themselves displaying unnatural and/or abnormal behaviour as human beings, and this is something they may need to reflect on and address, including the specific origins & reasons for their reactions.

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