Politics 14 August 2012 Just So Everyone Knows, We're Not Going To Write About David Cameron's Holiday Shirts Because that would be totally beneath us. Sign up for our weekly email * Print HTML › Unlike the UK, France and Germany aren't in recession This is an ironic caption about chillaxing. Photo: Getty Images Alex Hern is a technology reporter for the Guardian. He was formerly staff writer at the New Statesman. You should follow Alex on Twitter. Subscribe from just £1 per issue More Related articles Sarah Sands's diary: switching from print to radio and being banged out Tim Farron is being unfairly maligned for inviting us to smell his spaniel What will the 2017 local elections tell us about the general election?