Sweden's official twitter account just got freaky
Thank you, Sonja Abrahamsson, for being just a bit weird.
By Alex Hern Published 12 June 2012 11:39
Sweden has an official twitter account, @sweden, which is given over to a different Swede every week:
For seven days, he or she recommends things to do and places to see, sharing diverse opinions, and ideas along the way.
After that, someone else does the same—but differently. Follow all nine million of us. Welcome to Sweden.
This week's chosen Swede is... different. Meet Sonja Abrahamsson:
This is a picture of me from last year. Grrororaoroaroaorrryfrog.com/h7s9qikj
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
Sonja is a mother:
Sometimes I just look at my children and think about the time when they had my vagina round their neck.
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
My kids are sleeping now. I can't believe they were kicking each others ass earlier. They are so… sweet and quiet. Like… roses or something
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 11, 2012
Did I just compare my children to roses!? Omg. Roses smells like an old ladys bathroom!! My kids are more like… I don't know. Horses?
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 11, 2012
She introduces us to Sweden's wildlife:
In Sweden its very common to have dead reindeers next to the bread in the grocery store. amenvadfan.blogg.se/images/2009/ds…
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
This swedish bread section is fresh, thinking new. They got a dead bear instead 4.bp.blogspot.com/_LatidzgOVvA/S…
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
In Sweden we are very proud of our nature and beautiful wild life, and we want to honor it in every way we can farm7.static.flickr.com/6165/618181030…
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
And she shares her photoshopping prowess:
This picture makes most swedish people drooling like dogs with rabies. But not me, I don't like strawberries.yfrog.com/h033sjkj
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
I found some pics I've shopped on da computer. This pic I call "hungry gay with aids".yfrog.com/ke3mfwej
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
God bless you, Sonja Abrahamsson, and your own special brand of Swedishness.
Update
Sonja is back, asking:
Whats the fuzz with jews. You can't even see if a person is a jew, unless you see their penises, and even if you do, you can't be sure!?
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
In nazi German they even had to sew stars on their sleeves. If they didn't, they could never now who was a jew and who was not a jew.
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
Once I asked a co-worker what a jew is. He was "part jew", whatever that means. He's like "uuuuh… jews are.. uh.. well educated..?"
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
I thought it was a good idea to ask the question when so many well educated people all over the world can answer. But no. Bad idea.
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
The question seems to be sensitive and complicated. And a little bit…..… infected. So…. yes. See you later, I have stuff to do!
— @sweden / Sonja (@sweden) June 12, 2012
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7 comments
When talking about Sweden I just say
www.apatiskabarn.se
have a look and get surprised how asylumseeking adults starve their children in Sweden.
I've never even heard of her before this. A fair guess is that she's just another cultural marxist with free access to media because of her politically correct opinions. From what I've seen so far of her writing, she seems not capable of anything more than ranging from pure fluff to even more pure idiocy. Just know this, Sweden is probably the capital of political correctness in the world.
This has to be some elitist project. I'm a swede, and i hadn't heard about it until now. But when i clicked a link in this article, i saw that Cherin Awad had hosted the account before. A muslim lawyer who promotes stoning of cheating women, and says sharia laws are above "man made laws":
http://www.svd.se/opinion/brannpunkt/fel-frontfigurer-i-svt-program_1972...
For which the (same?) swedish elites awarded her with her own show on state television "Halal TV".
Swedish people are so pushed down in their shoes. We are ruled by an elite which hates us, and spews hatred over our country all the time. For example the current prime minister Fredrik Reinfeldt has said that "The only thing genuinly swedish is barbarism, all development has come from abroad", and his biggest opponent in the election has said things like:
"I have often thought about it, but I can not think of what Swedish culture is. I think that is why Swedes are so envious of immigrant groups. You have a culture, an identity, a history, something that binds you together. And what do we have? Midsummer, and such silly things."
http://sv.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mona_Sahlin
Of course swedes don't feel this way (not even me who is originally from the Czech republic), but the elites, as i said, rule the country for their own sake, make TV-show, report news, and do stunts like this, for their own little duck pond.
So what goes on on @sweden, doesn't really reflect Sweden, just the swedish elites.
Hate to spoil it, but she is a comedian, and her writing is an act.
Hate to spoil it, but she is a comedian, and her writing is an act.
Um..."hungry gay with aids"?
I was really enjoying this eccentricity until that came up. Ouch.
Agreed.