Fantastical contraptions

Newstatesman.com picks out another diverting desktop distraction to ease you into the weekend

Another brilliantly executed physics adventure this week. Having built the bridge and other assorted structures Fantastic Contraption now tools you up to build a vehicle. Don’t be fooled by the simple design and kids-tv colour scheme though, this is a hugely demanding game.

One of its great strengths is in the limitations presented to the player. Quite often the tools on offer in building sets such as these can overwhelm the player with choices, no danger of that here as you’re limited to just five. These constraints force some hard creative thinking, as you endeavour to propel your machine to its destination, negotiating the various obstacles the levels present. Such limitations do foster some extraordinary invention, as a quick YouTube search will testify. In fact, even if you can’t face the challenge of trying to design solutions yourself, these movies are well worth watching anyway for their joyously wonky designs.

Importantly, the game serves as far more than a series of puzzles, as the pleasures of creating Rube Goldberg-esque feats of brilliance becomes easily within your grasp. The challenge of animating, tweaking and then re-animating your contraptions is a true delight. For once the game really does live up to its title: Fantastic Contraption

Iain Simons writes, talks and tweets about videogames and technology. His new book, Play Britannia, is to be published in 2009. He is the director of the GameCity festival at Nottingham Trent University.
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Casting the Brexit movie that is definitely real and will totally happen

Details are yet unclear as to whether The Bad Boys of Brexit will be gracing our screens, or just Farage's vivid imagination.

Hollywood is planning to take on the farcical antics of Nigel Farage et al during the UK referendum, according to rumours (some suspect planted by a starstruck Brexiteer). 

Details are yet unclear as to whether The Bad Boys of Brexit will be gracing our big or small screens, a DVD, or just Farage's vivid imagination, but either way here are our picks for casting the Hollywood adaptation.

Nigel Farage: Jim Carrey

The 2018 return of Alan Partridge as "the voice of hard Brexit" makes Steve Coogan the obvious choice. Yet Carrey's portrayal of the laughable yet pure evil Count Olaf in A Series of Unfortunate Events makes him a serious contender for this role. 

Boris Johnson: Gerard Depardieu

Stick a blonde wig on him and the French acting royalty is almost the spitting image of our own European aristocrat. He has also evidently already mastered the look of pure shock necessary for the final scene of the movie - in which the Leave campaign is victorious.

Arron Banks: Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais not only resembles Ukip donor Arron Banks, but has a signature shifty face perfect for the scene where the other Brexiteers ask him what is the actual plan. 

Gerry Gunster: Anthony Lapaglia

The Bad Boys of Brexit will reportedly be told from the perspective of the US strategist turned Brexit referendum expert Gerry Gunster. Thanks to recurring roles in both the comedy stalwart Frasier, and the US crime drama Without a Trace, Anthony Lapaglia is versatile enough to do funny as well as serious, a perfect mix for a story that lurches from tragedy to farce. Also, they have the same cunning eyes.

Douglas Carswell: Mark Gatiss

The resemblance is uncanny.

David Cameron: Andrew Scott

Andrew Scott is widely known for his portrayal of Moriarty in Sherlock, where he indulges in elaborate, but nationally destructive strategy games. The actor also excels in a look of misplaced confidence that David Cameron wore all the way up to the referendum. Not to mention, his forehead is just as shiny. He'll have to drink a lot of Bollinger to gain that Cameron-esque puppy fat though. 

Kate Hoey: Judi Dench

Although this casting would ruin the image of the much beloved national treasure that is Judi Dench, if anyone can pull off being the face of Labour Leave, the incredible actress can.