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“No one’s ever said vaping was completely safe, but neither was driving here this morning!”
An incredible trick to work out where stories were leaking from.
Stanley Johnson tries to make a joke about Christmas dinner – and realises his mistake…
“Doesn’t he..? Yes, he does.”
Wait until Esther McVey discovers colour television…
“Something monumental happened and it completely changed my opinion on Brexit…”
Gaffes, harrumphs and offence.
“Nigel Farage is the Brexit Icarus. Here’s how he can see us fly out of the EU to freedom”. Sure.
“Torn between family loyalty and the national interest”, Jo Johnson is standing down as business minister and a Tory MP.
“Floppy Johnson” or “Dangerous chicken”?