I'm a mole, innit.
They didn’t have spoofs like these in the age of Amstrad.
A shocking delay.
Never let facts get in the way of a good story.
“We have departments that deny the truth and have to have it dragged out of them.”
Look how that one worked out.
Apparently when someone calls you “racist”, what they really mean is you’re “enlightened”.
The former BNP leader threatens to vote Labour.
“Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas!”