Something’s looming. What it is, we dare not say, but it involves presents, cake, old movies, and singing. Perhaps even a – whisper it – church.
And before you bellow: “DO YOU MEAN IT’S CHRISTMAS?” remember these Tory MPs. For months they have been warning of the consequences of daring to hang baubles on a pine tree you have erected in your living room.
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