The worst advent calendar ever: Republican candidate Scott Walker reveals 1/9th of new logo

Honestly, it could be anything.

(Photo By What even is it? Scott Walker’s campaign logo reveal. Photo: Screengrab/Instragram)

A tantalizing glimpse into the world of Scott Walker was revealed yesterday on the Republican presidential hopeful’s Instagram.

In a move sure to provide whole days of exciting speculation, Walker shared the first 1/9th of his campaign logo:

Welcome to the first glimpse of the official campaign logo. Over the next 9 days, you’ll get a chance to see the logo one piece at a time and it’s only going to be on Instagram. If you’re excited to see what lies ahead, like, share, regram and tag your friends and get ready for Scott Walker for President. #logo #design #election #GOP #Republican #Conservative

A photo posted by Scott Walker (@scottwalker) on Jul 2, 2015 at 3:59pm PDT

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Welcome to the first glimpse of the official campaign logo. Over the next 9 days, you’ll get a chance to see the logo one piece at a time and it’s only going to be on Instagram.

What could it be? Is it a plunger? The bottom of a lectern? A very, very small part of the set of Bladerunner? (“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… 900,000 people signing a petition to recall me as governer.”)