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30 July 2009updated 27 Sep 2015 2:29am

Energy drink update!!!

Exclamation marks denote high energy

By Sophie Elmhirst

Energy drinks. Who knew they’d be such a source of extraordinary literature? To add to the growing swell of Peach Fanta – and let’s not forget the fizzy milk vibrancy drink – there is a whole WORLD out there. Millions of them. I did not know this. Perhaps I am behind the times in energy drinks. It’s because I’m so darn lethargic all the time.

First up, a devoted blog.

It has a list of no fewer than 46 energy drinks. And their names! Ammo Blu Razz, Cougar – Double Shot and Crakshot, to name a few. These are quite literally going to BLOW YOUR MIND.

Favourite quote, in a review of number 1: Before you slam this little bugger make sure you shake well, otherwise you are going to get some flavor crystals in your last gulp.

Clearly written after abundant consumption of Ammo Blu Razz.

Anyway, in conclusion. Thank you Farley Katz, for this in response.

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