Long reads We didn’t invent fish and chips Gourmets say "traditional" dishes are being bastardised, but they are missing the point By Patrick West
They all want the luck of the Irish Does your mother come from Ireland? Patrick West's does and he's fed up with everyone claiming his h By Patrick West
The philosopher as dangerous liar Michel Foucault taught that might is right, truth is relative, and history just an interesting narra By Patrick West
When Irish eyes are spying Ireland has not only banned smoking in restaurants and bars, ministers have also asked citizens to g By Patrick West
Last orders down at MacFoney’s Now even Dublin has opened Irish theme pubs for tourists. Patrick Westreports By Patrick West
Unbearable lightness of bodies Patrick Westwonders why, in a godless age, we should be so obsessed with corpses By Patrick West
Faking it big in the 21st century We inhabit a world of imitations in which we are no longer even certain what is real, argues Patrick By Patrick West
Eat beef and be a macho patriot. Ugh! The BSE crisis sounds the death knell of a great institution: the British male By Patrick West
The secret lives of our Walter Mitties Tired of your ordinary life? Why not follow in the footsteps of Grey Owl, Anastasia and Ali G, and… By Patrick West