Cat-sitting has messed with my mind
Despite the animal treating me with disdain I decided to suck up the contempt and commit myself to the idea of Service.
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Nicholas Lezard writes the Down and Out column for the New Statesman.
Despite the animal treating me with disdain I decided to suck up the contempt and commit myself to the idea of Service.
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