I'm a mole, innit.
“Do you do dental checks on Page 3 girls to ensure they are definitely adults?”
Unsubstantiated cobblers? Why not spice it up with a picture of the former leader of the Labour party awkwardly standing?
The party has been fined a record £20,000 for undeclared election spending.
Another high-quality candidate.
The football hero has found himself at the heart of a Twitter storm over the refugee children debate.
Have they never seen her comedy before?
This mole is forced to conclude that Americans simply don’t get where the humour of the Bake Off lies.
Wow. Just, wow.
The former Baywatch star is the latest to pile in on the current political climate.
Leave voters in the Tories' southern heartlands will soon be mourning the loss of their favourite yeasty spread.
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