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The Tories a joke in Washington

Alina Palimaru

Published 19 March 2009

Imagine a football match in which your team is performing formidably. It leads 3-0, then, inexplicably, it slows down, allowing the adversary to advance despite a weak, unconvincing performance and a desperate shortage of star players. Welcome to the match of your lifetime: Team Labour v Team Tory.

Though based in Washington, DC, where I am a Master’s student, I follow British politics closely. It seems to me that during more than a decade of leadership, Labour has delivered Britain into the 21st century. Sustained investment in state education has yielded demonstrable results. The risk of being a victim of crime is at historically low levels. The effectiveness of the British health-care system is envied in the US, and again the improvement is undeniable. Prime Minister Gordon Brown is potently orchestrating domestic and global economic strategies.

Yet, for reasons I find increasingly hard to understand, the Labour Party has been hesitant about defending its own policy record. This is surprising because Labour’s decade-long policy output is so superior to the Conservatives’ platform for the future that the latter does not stand up to serious analysis. On education, for instance, the Conservative vision is to divert funding to building new independent schools. This will incur unnecessary costs for taxpayers. Additionally, some of their proposed schools are to be funded based on the number of children they attract. The Tories are ignorant of, or unconcerned by, the severe distributional implications of this competitive system.

Wealthier parents will have an incentive to invest more in their children’s education in the same way they invest in luxury cars. Inevitably, schools in poorer areas will fall behind. The imperative for education should transcend the obsession with individual success conditioned by market competition and the profit motive.

Equally questionable is the Conservatives’ evaluation of education, which resembles

an engineer’s assessment of road construction. Using percentages of “poor discipline” and “truancy” to punish teachers and state schools is nonsense. It conjures up America’s No Child Left Behind programme, whose assembly-line approach consigned students to a vicious cycle of inequality. Education is a complex co-productive process, in which students, parents and teachers are all responsible for the outcome.

Tory policy on crime rests on a false causality between law enforcement and criminal behaviour. Overall, their objective is punishment at all costs to deter criminals,

but with no guarantee of subsequent social integration. They assume that punishment will generate fear and reduce criminal intent. But criminals do not act because of an absence of fear. Crime rates may be simultaneously a function of the economy, health, deprivation or family. Isolating enforcement from the rest is imprudent. This demonstrates a failure to distinguish between “law enforcement” as procedure and “increasing personal and public safety” as a policy goal.

Also unreasonable is the Tory rejection

of programmes such as early release. They shape their response to fit transient public fear, and call for more prisons and more severe sentencing, irrespective of crime type. Yet here, again, the Conservatives refuse to consider that the costs of building additional prisons and extending incarceration stretch out into the future, multiplied by the costs to society when inmates are released without proper rehabilitation. Cost-benefit analyses overwhelmingly show that enforcement tailored to the degree of criminality is more cost-effective than generic long sentencing, and transitional programmes are twice as cost-effective as longer sentences.

On health, the Conservatives introduce profit motives, exposing the NHS to the uncertainty of the free market. They believe that health providers must have financial incentives to deliver a better service, which implies an infusion of government funds into greedy competition among doctors and hospitals. Inevitably, rewarding providers for success will transform health care into a supply-driven system at the expense of the taxpayer. You can expect the NHS to overflow with unnecessary medical procedures that will increase costs.

Finally, the Tories’ overall economic policy is inconsistent with their spending pledges for education, health and crime. First, they commit to interventionist funding at all costs, especially as they promise corporations seats at the table. Next, they pledge fiscal conservatism by lowering business taxes and raising the inheritance tax threshold to £2m. This is oblivious to long-term negative consequences, including an imbalanced national budget.

The immaturity of the Tories’ platform reveals itself again as they intend to interfere with the demand-and-supply dynamic of the jobs market. They promise to ensure work for everyone, which is noble indeed. However, their actions would disregard sensitive aspects of the economy such as elasticity of demand for certain jobs. Failure to consider these will hurt British workers in the long run and could unleash endemic unemployment.

When we discuss the Conservatives’ policies here in Washington, DC, we are often reduced to laughter that a political party seeking to govern a country as important as Britain could publish such plans as it has. But it has. It is time that they were subjected to proper attack.

Alina Palimaru is a student in advanced public policy analysis at American University in Washington, DC

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9 comments from readers

Delphius1
20 March 2009 at 02:13

Is politics in US Universities what we in the UK call a "drinking degree"?

Because to my mind, you aren't following UK politics closely enough. From where I'm sitting, right here in the UK, Labour is fat becoming a shambolic, crumbling mess.

Take healthcare, where you think that Labours target-driven model supercedes the Tory one. You've got the UK version of market forces applied to healthcare completely wrong.

Labour's targets force healthcare trusts into meeting them at ANY cost, to the detriment of other healthcare. If its not a target, its off the map. Google Stafford hospital to see the effects of Labour's "21st century" healthcare. The Tory model has healthcare providers rewarded for success across the range, not just a narrow sample of targeted procedures. Superfluous procedures aren't an issue (there isn't enough capacity in the system for them).

"Gordon Brown is potently leading": well, just watch the G20 summit where he'll be politely sidelined. Europe is already united without him and President Obama didn't even give him the curtesy of a full press conference. Brown is yesterdays man, sullied with the image of being chancellor and then PM when the financial crisis hit: of being navigator and then captain when the ship hit the iceberg.

On law and order you get the messages wrong: look for what UK political parties say and then compare that with what actually gets delivered as policy. You'll find an interesting paradox if you care to look.

You accuse the Tories of an imbalanced budget, but ignore the fact that Labour has significantly increased nation debt taking on toxic assets. Publicly Labour grudgingly concede that public spending will have to be reduced in future. Privately they're hoping to lose the next election so someone else gets the blame for the unpalatable medicine the country will have to swallow.

No mention of the sleaze and cronyism that pervades Labour politics? Google "MPs expenses" I dare you.

More research necessary I think.

terence patrick hewett
20 March 2009 at 17:26

Dear Alina,

All very worthy stuff, although whether Londoners would agree with your analysis on crime is debatable. If you really wish to appreciate British politics I suggest you do the following. Look at some Gillray and Cruikshank cartoons whilst taking in the Rakes Progress by Hogarth. Then start on Boudicca and work your way through history taking in the Roman Conquest, the Saxon Invasion, Alfred, Harold, the Norman Conquest, Edward III, the Peasants Revolt, Henry V, Henry VIII, Wolsey, Thomas Cromwell, Mary I, Elizabeth I, Walsingham, Richard Topcliffe, Douai Priests, Dr Dee, James I (James VI of Scotland), Charles I, Oliver Cromwell, the first two English Civil Wars, the Levellers, the Diggers, George III, the third English Civil War commonly called the American Revolution, the Industrial Revolution, Richard Cobden, Nelson, Wellington, Victoria, the Chartists, Palmeston, Disraeli, Gladstone, Daniel O’Connell, Churchill, Atlee and Thatcher. Or you can read 1066 and All That by Sellar and Yeatman. Not forgetting to take in Chaucer (see Ezra Pound on glossary), Milton, Pilgrims Progress, John Locke, Adam Smith, the authorized Bible, Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, Cobbett’s Rural Rides, John Stuart Mill, Dickens, the Bab Ballads, Mayhew’s London Labour and the London Poor, England Their England by A G Macdonall, A Child of the Jago, Three Men on the Bummel (chapter 14), The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith, George Orwell and Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons. After all that you may concur with George Bernard Shaw that “It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.” Well, you would be right. We have spent the last two thousand years trying to kill each other in the most horrible ways possible. Although we have done for an awful lot of foreigners on the way, we reserve our most vicious bile and malice for our own. British politics is about settling old scores real or imagined and we can hardly wait to put the boot in. However, not being a cynic I am more inclined to the view propagated by Laurence Sterne’s Tristram Shandy. “L—d! said my mother, what is this story all about?--A Cock and a Bull said Yorick—And one of the best of its kind, I ever heard.”

aip24
20 March 2009 at 19:10

Dear Delphius1, thank you for taking the time to read my article and to submit the copious comments.

First, I will disregard your comment about "drinking degrees," and hope that we can discuss these matters politely and respectfully. These policy issues are important and the use of insults will not weaken my position… nor will it make yours stronger.

Regarding healthcare, I understand that some people may feel frustrated with certain aspects of the system. I never claimed it was perfect, I don't think anyone in their right mind would. But the way the system is structured, ensures that it delivers as many services and benefits it can to most people. The current scheme incorporates government investment and market principles, but to the effect of "competition for excellence" (to keep patients) and NOT for profit (see rapacious US doctors).

Bypassing market greed, Labour's health plan is predicated on a clear social imperative: the nation's well-being is a priority and it should be secured at almost any cost. Health is a public good/service with tremendous positive externalities, worth any investment a government can make. I am willing to overlook any financial inconsistencies, because it's all a small price to pay given the demonstrated outcome: no insurance premiums, no co-payments, no fees at all. How many people in Britain have declared personal bankruptcy over medical-related bills? Furthermore, you might want to know that when compared to the US, Britain spends less in healthcare per capita, yet it has lower mortality rates and better health indexes.

Regarding GB, his speech to Congress was very well received here. An op-ed in the New York Times welcomed his leadership on the global economic crisis.

The other points you make are unsubstantiated, so I cannot address them properly. All the numbers I have found in official documents and scholarly journals support my argument.

My best,

Alina Palimaru

London boarder
21 March 2009 at 02:12

I dont intend this comment to be taken as a criticism of Alina personally, nor condescending. I have respect for anyone willing to put considered views into an article and open themselves up to public comment.

However I do think a lot of the points made in this article are superfluous to the premise of Labour's need to defend its record. In fact it is just an attack on Conservative policy.

Though I have always voted Conservative I respect and admire a lot of the decisions taken in the early days of Labour governance, notably the real steps made with the minimum wage and the Fair Deal programme.

However what we have now is a government that is lacking a way to continue their 'narrative'. That is partly their own fault, partly the fault of difficult economic uncertainties.

But one fact is clear.

The Government has used the last ten years to create a much more dependent society. That dependency, whether it is through a massive increase in public sector workers, or through poor efforts to retrain workers languishing on benefits, has cost ever more money. And now, with unemployment hitting record numbers, that dependency is exposed.

New Labour governed in a prosperous decade, a time we should have used to wean people off the state, instead of incurring higher costs. What we have now resembles a Little Britain sketch, with ever more reluctance for people to take social responsibility in their everyday lives. Who can blame them when their own government leads the way, denying ANY responsibility for the financial mess we now face.

So whilst Labour can be proud of some individual policies and justifiably defend those, it surely cannot be proud of the dependent state it has created.

That fact alone surely counters the opening premise of this article, that suggests Labour should defend its record.

Sadly the article suggests nothing for Labour, and everything against Conservatives, and for that pretty much loses its way and impact.

Barnacle22
21 March 2009 at 20:56

I wonder if the reason that the Conservatives haven't been properly attacked is the fear that they will fix their message before election time. Oh, and I wonder if voters will get bored and annoyed hearing the mixed but mostly good record of the last ten years repeated for the next 2 years until an election.

We will have a 6 week election campaign. Only Gordon Brown knows when that will start. The Tories' shambolic programme for government (and it is woefully shambolic) will be torn apart week by week for six weeks.

Pencils
22 March 2009 at 16:20

Yes, the Tories are appalling, but as the first poster noted New Labour are possibly worse, and certainly hated by everybody. Here is a chance to put a stake through the Tory party's heart, behead it and burn it so it never comes back. Instead (as the first poster also noted) it looks like Brown wants the next government to be a Tory one, so that when the debt from PFI (and bailouts to the rich) becomes unsupportable it can be blamed for going to the IMF and then ending healthcare, social security , education, pensions etc. I really do get the impression that that is the height of Browns' ambition, to say " It was the Tories' fault!" when it all goes down, that he would really feel he's achieved something to see the country go down the drain on a Tory watch. But for just once it wouldn't be the Tories' fault (except as the logical end product of Thatcher), and even Teflon Tony might shuffle off the blame. You could almost feel sorry for Brown, if he gave a hint that he would care about all the poor, old, sick and disabled people who will suffer while he enjoys his new career in the USA.

PeterHCT
23 March 2009 at 11:50

A previous try at posting went astray, so I repeat in a different form:

"student in advanced public policy analysis " is a jolly fine thing to be. Very subtle and sophisticated.The electorate is shrewd in a different way.

The economy - wheels coming off. People hurt. Jobs going or pay reduced. Neighbours, family affected.

Housing - been far too selling for twice what it's worth = Far, far too much debt. Distress.

Banks in peril, savings earning nowt, retirement funds ravaged.

Man who was Chancellor and is Prime Minister. Unbearable self-righteousness of speaking.

The rest of them...

Same man said all was well.

Set up financial regulation so it couldn't work.

Fudged interest rates/inflation.

Fudged numbers - road repairs as 'investment', really!

After a high-speed car-crash you don't want the same driver ever again. You just really, really want safe, mature, boring.

aip24
23 March 2009 at 16:36

To Terence Patrick Hewett: Thank you for your suggestions, I will consider some of those that I have not yet read. I grew up with the British Council at my doorstep so I am not tabula rasa on British history, politics and the rest.

To London boarder: Thank you for reading my piece and for subscribing to the principle that "we can disagree without being disagreeable." I agree with you that my stance could have been enhanced by presenting an equally detailed analysis of Labour policy (as opposed to a short paragraph of general assessments). However, I was constrained by space requirements, and as such I decided, as you fairly noted, to focus more on the Tory platform. That said, even if I had elaborated on Labour's policies, I would have not claimed they were perfect. I would have highlighted that, compared to a conservative approach, they are better positioned to combine elements of welfare state and free market, resulting in a strong outcome for British society. From inside Britain, it is easy to fall prey to the absolutist negative media coverage of Labour performance, but from the outside, the UK is performing superbly, far better than the U.S. in many ways. Someone suggested that applying the American model to UK is inadequate. The reason I was moved to take this approach is because the Tory policy papers rely in most part on copying from U.S. examples, most notably from policies that failed miserably! I would like to point that my views are largely informed by my experience with U.S. health care and crime, especially the failure of market principles in these areas. No problem areas in Britain can compare to the horror stories here (stories that are safely kept for American audiences only).

You embrace free-market principles, I respect your view and I think that occasionally we can make a valid case for that, as policy alternatives are never nailed to the ground. But my view is that the greed that often comes with the market has failed too many people.

Marcus DiLListone
05 May 2009 at 01:26

A noble and considered attempt to balance the agenda, Alina, in addition to providing an 'across the

pond' view from a keen observer. President Obama considers David Cameron a "lightweight", and I rather

trust his judgement. What's more I am fairly sure that he is not alone in his opinions, thus justifying your provocative headline!

I feel that the Conservative Party is getting away with way too much at the moment, given it offers almost no indication on its alternative plans for Britain's direction for the next few decades.

Sadly the lack of proper debate is lamentable, and unfortunately the Government isn't communicating that

much more; it must 'freshen up' urgentlyy, look over the parapet and beyond the immediate horizon. The

Chancellor's Budget speech did offer some vision, certainly - in that instance - far more than I have heard from any member of the opposition.

In Britain we don't really appreciate many of the things we now take for granted that were instigated by the Labour Movement since its inception. No doubt we live in a more just and inclusive society.

Labour is lacking an aggressive, effective, and, most importantly well-communicated vision. There are

holes in Labour's message, and I sense fatigue in the party, this has to be countered or all will be lost,

surrendered to a Tory party led by a "lightweight". However, If the Tories were a joke we could at least

look forwards to a funny punchline; unfortunately I suspect the outcome will be far from a laugh.

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