And the President of the European Council has the upper hand.
It was everyone but David Cameron and Nick Clegg on the BBC's "challengers' debate" panel. Here's what it revealed.
Build more bloody houses.
As it stands, on election day, the young people who have been rejected throughout their lives will find that they yet again have no one to turn to.
"I'm choosing Labour".
Plus young Tory exploits with the Northern Ireland Secretary's red box.
Instead of playing to win, politicians are seeking not to lose.
Plus a call for a parliament so hung it can't make pointless changes.
London is home to the biggest galleries, the most famous museums and some of the country's most famous cultural destinations. But in outer London, many venues are struggling and deserve a moment to shine.
As the latest ONS figures show 830,000 people falling off the electoral register, Labour release a non-partisan video urging people to register to vote.
None of the major parties really grapple with the necessary work to improve social mobility, although they all say they're for it.
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