Boris's message: if I can run London, I can run Britain
The Mayor cleverly presented his record of governing London as an audition for one day running the country.
By Rafael Behr Published 09 October 2012 12:16
Boris Johnson didn’t need to be disloyal to David Cameron in his speech to the Conservative conference today and he wasn’t. He was merely very discourteous. Picking up reports that the Prime Minister had referred to him as a “blonde mop” he repaid the compliment in vigorous back-handed style. Cameron, he said, is a “broom” sweeping up Labour’s mess. George Osborne, he added, is a dustpan.
Johnson knows Cameron well enough to understand that nothing gets under his skin quite like lèse majesté. The informality, picking the Prime Minister out of the crowd, calling him “Dave” and wishing him a happy birthday with a wilful lack of deference will have been exquisitely irritating. The over-chummy manner of delivery contained a deadly whiff of ridicule. The Mayor of London didn’t attack the Prime Minister on policy but nonetheless found a way to diminish his stature.
That served the underlying purpose of Johnson’s speech which was to present himself not necessarily as a current rival to Cameron but as his equal nonetheless. The bulk of Boris’s speech was a celebration of his record in running London with an emphasis on economic vibrancy. He talked about creating a “platform for growth” – developing young people’s skills, finding them jobs, developing infrastructure, boosting exports and attracting investment. It was optimistic in tone and ambitious in scope, yet cleverly contained in the Mayor’s own geographical remit.
There can be little doubt what the objective was here. Boris is setting up his record of governing London as an audition for one day running the country. He was rehearsing a celebration of what can be achieved in the capital – both in terms of beating Labour and kick-starting the economy – as a blueprint for how Conservatives should feel more confident about what they can achieve as a national party. (Whether or not his record will ever justify such exuberance is an entirely different matter.)
He said nothing that sounded like an explicit threat to Downing Street and the Prime Minister’s aides affect to be pointedly relaxed about Boris’s ambitions. The Number 10 line is that Johnson will obviously serve his full term as Mayor, by which time the next election will already be decided. If he wants to do something after that – enter parliament or aspire to be leader – it is a matter for future conjecture that is, in political terms, so distant as to be unworthy of further comment.
Privately, Number 10 sources argue that if Cameron wins the next election, he stays on as leader. If he doesn’t he will almost certainly step down and then Boris might or might not engineer a way to make himself a candidate for the succession. Either way, a straight Boris v Dave contest will never happen. Ergo, Johnson is not a threat to Cameron.
It is a plausible argument but one that ignores the slow drip effect on party morale and Prime Ministerial authority of having, in the wings and periodically intruding on stage, an ebullient, popular Tory figurehead who pointedly refuses to genuflect before the leader. At the moment, Downing Street’s approach is to ignore Boris and laugh along through gritted teeth. Before long, Cameron will surely feel the need to find a more active strategy for cutting the London Mayor down to size.
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9 comments
Boris you are a dick head held up by the bankers. You could not run a bath.
Watching this madness unfold in slow motion is painful. Why is Boris being idolised? He barely won the mayoral election. He didn't run on any ticket, his campaign was shambolic, and he limited himself to attacking Ken. The only reason he did win was because Ken had turned into a liability for a lot of centre-ground voters, who in turn scattered their votes primarily between Siobhan Benita and Jenny Jones (some 5% each.. Boris won by, what, 3%?).
So he is a Tory who ostensibly ran a successful Olympics by making himself omnipresent. Big deal. It's like saying that the Head of Games at school should be made Headmaster because he pulled off a successful sport's day!
The media, with their selective amnesia, are potentially creating a monster. No one really cared about Boris before -- he was just good at playing up being a likable buffoon. But now the media are projecting onto him the attributes of a serious statesman, voters will end up buying into a completely artificially crafted image.
Boris has suggested aspirational young striplings and their female counterparts should go to grammar school.
Build more if there aren't enough.
What a brass neck. Boris goes to Eton and fails to fulfill this schoolboy promise at the varsity and yet has the temerity to suggest that talented students should attend second-rate state schools.
Come off it Boris. If public school was good enough for you surely it's good enough for upwardly mobile chaps and chapesses.
Off to watch that old film 'A Yank at Oxford'. Should be interesting.
Scholarship AttaBoy
Boris has suggested aspirational young striplings and their female counterparts should go to grammar school.
Build more if there aren't enough.
What a brass neck. Boris goes to Eton and fails to fulfill this schoolboy promise at the varsity and yet has the temerity to suggest that talented students should attend second-rate state schools.
Come off it Boris. If public school was good enough for you surely it's good enough for upwardly mobile chaps and chapesses.
Off to watch that old film 'A Yank at Oxford'. Should be interesting.
Scholarship AttaBoy
You can't run London, Boris. You can fool around after Ken does the work, yes.
You make quite reasonable TV programs on classical history. That's probably your future, come to think of it.
Rowly Birkin QC. Take a look, it's uncanny!
Irrespective of any improvement in the economy, the outcome of impending court cases might deal a fatal blow to Cameron's credibility as a leader.
It's not fanciful to assume that Johnson, assuming he can secure re-election to the Commons, may actually take over (as Douglas-Home did in 1963) as Tory leader before the next general election.
Anybody who thinks Boris is a good prospect when it comes to taking the UK's political heavyweight crown must have suffered moments of anxiety when the Buffoon came face to face with Andy 'Bruiser' Neil on the Daily Politics Show.
Holding on for all he's worth and shaking his head to regain semi-consciousness, Boris shipped a lot of punishment.
Tried to bluff us he wasn't really hurt and called 'foul' when the going got really tough. Max Baer may have been the Clown Prince of Boxing but Boris has a china chin and just can't take a punch and laugh it off.
Be warned Boris! The heavy bag can't hit back. Political operators can.
And the Bruiser was just playing with the mayor. An exhibition bout, sort of.
Ten and You're Out
Boris Johnson reminds me of the drunken old fart from the fast show, who is so drunk that you can't understand a word.