Will Self
Will Self is the author of seven novels, six collections of stories and five collections of non-fiction. His most recent novel is The Butt. He writes the Madness of Crowds column for the New Statesman as well as the Real Meals column.
Articles by Will Self
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Society
We’re all with the brand
- 19 November 2009
What is it with brands - why do we invest these shopworn icons with such reverence?
Food
A double-shot of sanctimony
- 12 November 2009
- 3 comments
Starbucks coffee is so bad I'll happily walk several blocks just to avoid drinking the stuff
Society
Where the Wilde things are
- 05 November 2009
- 1 comment
The desecration of Oscar Wilde's grave by his "fans" is criminally vulgar
Society
Your call is not important to us
- 22 October 2009
- 3 comments
The inconsiderate use of mobile phones is a form of collective madness
Food
More cluck for your buck
- 15 October 2009
- 2 comments
A visit to KFC: how can anything that tastes this awful be quite so popular?
Society
To be honest, it’s totally random
- 08 October 2009
- 5 comments
The lexicon that grips the masses
Food
I'm leavin' it
- 01 October 2009
- 2 comments
Walking into the McDonald's on Oxford Street made me feel like Rip Van Winkle
Environment
The psychopath is in the detail
- 24 September 2009
- 4 comments
British architects have been gripped by wood mania
UK Politics
My bath mat's campaign for the presidency
- 10 April 2008
- 1 comment
I revealed the intimacy of my relationship with Dr Moo, a half-man, half-cow chimera created following the new embryology bill









