My first hint that something might be wrong was when I offered my 21-year-old cousin Sarah an egg sandwich.
The prankster’s new show sees him don some elaborate prosthetics to ostensibly get the bottom of American identity in 2018.
From Rage against the Machine’s Christmas number one heist, to mourning Thatcher with “Ding Dong! The Witch is dead”.
Dwarf FAQs, Sauron truthers and wizards reincarnated as dogs: the increasingly strange attempts to give Lord of the Rings a sequel.
From Frank Spencer to Gary Lineker, and Gary Lineker, and Gary Lineker.
No wonder that nothing that happens at Eurovision ever makes much sense.
Do not fear, Channel Five.
In China and elsewhere, the implied threat isn’t the tyranny of the crowd, but state and corporate power.
It could be argued that if all a television show has going for it is suspense, it hasn’t got very much going for it at all.
One actor can boast he’s played potential lovers of both a King and a Queen.