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This England: The butt of the joke

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A Tory MP who urged voters not to be “litter tossers” has been fined £100 – for dropping a ciggy butt. Richard Holden was accused of hypocrisy after he was caught throwing the fag on the ground. Just last year on a rubbish-picking drive, he asked: “What sort of yob just tosses it out of the window?”
Daily Mirror (Amanda Welles)


Make a meal of it

A curry house has launched a kebab inspired by the expenses row over Boris Johnson’s makeover of his No.11 Downing Street flat. The £8.40 “No.11” at Bombaylicious in Coulsdon, Surrey has wrapping like the wallpaper the PM is said to have paid £840 a roll for.
Metro (Daragh Brady)


I kid you not

A herd of goats prompted a rescue bid when their bleating was mistaken for cries of help. A climber on Idwal Slabs in Snowdonia reported hearing “repeated shouts for help” to Ogwen Valley Mountain Rescue Organisation. But what he heard was just a herd of goats kidding around.
BBC Wales (Neil Stone)

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Mask up!

Visitors to St Albans Cathedral this summer will have the chance to see the medieval shrine of St Amphibalus restored to its former glory. Among the range of carvings, visitors to the historic site will be able to spot a modern addition of a face wearing a face mask to commemorate the shrine’s restoration project taking place during the pandemic.
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[See also: This England: Flight of fancy]

This article appears in the 19 May 2021 issue of the New Statesman, In defence of meritocracy