Proud of yourselves? The internet’s best alternative Daily Mail front pages

Paul Dacre freaks out at government defeat. Twitter responds.

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The Mail’s front page reads like an angsty piece of teenage poetry, but from the eighteenth century – or a really angry bit from a rap mangled through a thesaurus.

Here it is in all its demented glory:


Photo: Twitter

This weirdly verbose splash is a response to the Tory rebels who defeated the government and forced a “meaningful” parliamentary vote on the Brexit deal last night.

Well, the internet is less concerned about increasing democratic scrutiny, and here are its alternative front pages to prove it:

Well done, guys. We hope you’re proud of yourselves.

I'm a mole, innit.