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1 April 2012updated 26 Sep 2015 7:46pm

Banks set up trading platform in space

Banks plan to launch a new trading platform in space to avoid "onerous" taxes and legislation.

By Polli Foar

A consortium of the world’s largest banks including Barclays, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan believe the billions of dollars of investment needed would be recouped within years since the “space haven” would allow them to avoid terrestrial tax bills, capital controls and other legislative requirements designed to curb their speculative activity.

The consortium plans to convert a disused Russian space station – Mir – that is currently orbiting 600 miles above the earth’s surface with state-of-the-art computer and satellite technology . The billion dollar refit will allow banks to take advantage of operating within a vacuum. Transaction times would effectively be halved since a trade initiated in space with a bank in London has to travel half the distance as the same trade initiated in New York. Banks are hopeful it is the start of a new advent in astro-finance and the logical next step for mobile capital.

Space law – corpus juris spatialis – currently combines domestic and international law but makes no provision for space as a taxable jurisdiction. A spokesperson for the consortium said “this is one small step for banking, but a giant leap for our profitability.” Share prices were up on average 5 per cent at participating banks following news of the announcement.

Back on planet earth, campaigners have expressed outrage at the lengths banks will go to avoid paying their fair share in taxes. Activists from the Robin Hood Tax campaign dressed up in Robin Hood spacesuits on Friday to demonstrate outside Barclays, saying it is indicative of their ruthless pursuit of profit. David Hillman, the campaign spokesperson, said that “the expression that ‘banks’ profits are out of this world’ has now literally come true.”

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There are already two manned space stations – the International Space Station and the recently launched Chinese Tiangong 1. But Mir will be the first commercial manned space station and top traders from the elite world of investment banking have already been hand-picked to undergoing astronaut training. It is hoped they will be in space and trading in a year’s time – next April 01, 2013.

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