Michael Fabricant wore a fake moustache at PMQs today, because reasons

Why? No, seriously - why?

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There's not much to say about this other than: enhance.

Enhance again.

Look upon your democracy and weep, Britain.

(EDIT: OK, so it turns out he's doing this for charity. You can donate here. That's alright then.)

These people rule over us. (Photo: Screenshot of BBC Parliament)

I'm a mole, innit.

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