Cultural Capital 12 July 2013 Coin Opera: Poems inspired by video games Think it's impossible to write poetry about video games? Wrong! A selection of poems by Kirsten Irving and Jon Stone. Sign UpGet the New Statesman\'s Morning Call email. Sign-up Ten Green Bottles (after Lemmings) By Kirsten Irving She tells me she was a builder before all this. Before that, a miner. I have been staring at her flexed palm for an hour. In the distance, Francis has climbed a glowing cliff and walks towards the edge. He’s going to fall. Let me through, I beg. She shakes her mossy hair and holds her T-shape. Frank plummets, with a small cry, into chalk. Mike begins to scale the side. I ask her again to step by. She nods towards the new mountaineer, who walks off the edge, but opens a yellow parasol and drifts down. The gods are learning, she says. And then Mike stops, over the other side, inches from escape, and spreads his arms like her. Now, she says, and I find myself scrambling up the bright block. Which, I see now, has arrows pointing to her and the trapped hundreds. We must start from the other side, she calls, to get there at all. Now open your parasol. And I do. And as I float to the floor, the golden door is there, just beyond my steadfast predecessor. You spoke to Marianne, Mike grunts, his fleshy blockade so like hers. Do you want to save the others? He is such a different creature to the one who went up. Yes, I want to save them. Then turn around and dig. As I start to claw, I hear muffled crying and scurrying: the others panicking that we will always be stuck here, chanting the names of the dead and the missing. I am not a miner like you, Marianne – help me, I shout into the stone face. I am not a miner comes back. Just as my stripped hands threaten to show bone, and my small heart nearly clocks out, an eye appears in the tunnel, and joy and feet flood it. I can see it I can see the door oh Gerard is it true it’s not a myth I see it too They run as their robes will allow, towards freedom, towards Mike, who screams STOP and explodes. And it’s over the crumbs of his body they go it’s the door it’s the door at last woo hoo I – Marianne: Go. GO, YOU IDIOT. So I do, and only when my hand is on the door frame and I can smell grass, do I turn to see the countdown start above her head. *** Arcadia By Kirsten Irving "Today Arcadia was closed off to all but paying customers. The man hires me to build a forest at the bottom of the ocean, and then turns a walk in the woods into a luxury." Julie Langford, Bioshock Look closely: you’ll see the water above projected in hula arms of light across the leaves of this blue fan palm, slipping down from our wet, shifting sky to tickle an orchid’s dragon tongues. You get the feeling something wants us to remember the surface world? Here, miles beneath the North Atlantic’s waves, I can make you the fattest, glossiest leaves. I can make you a tree farm. After all, we govern the weather. We have tricked nature into shunning the sun and throwing its tendrils at electricity. Oh, and aren’t we so civilised? Here in the tea garden, plucking crisp fennel, screened from the commerce laying eggs in the systems outside. Let us inhale, drink, and forget for a moment. The background hum of the generators has become the bees for us; the register of coin in slot the rubbing of crickets’ legs, but there is nothing false about this leaf. Touch it. When they close the hothouse doors, having wafted a sniff of earth at you, and ransom the grass, set against the tombish iron corridors, we both know we will pay whatever they ask. *** Harley Quinn (Collaged from Mad Love and Other Stories, Harley and Ivy and Harley Quinn: Preludes and Knock-Knock Jokes*) My first day at Arkham. I’ve always had this attraction for extreme personalities My fault ... I didn’t get the joke... I goofed. It felt like a kiss. I had fallen in love with my patient. Circus. He said it was the circus. A lost injured child hoping to make the world laugh. A murderous, psychopathic clown. At what point did my life go Looney Tunes? Knock Knock, Puddin’! Feed me some candy! Don’t ya wanna rev up your Harley? I’ll be your best friend. We gots trouble to get into. Oopsie! A girl’s heinie is sensitive, bub! We’ve relocated again. Not good. Looks like I gotta get my keister in gear. Popgun popgun popgun... No more obsession. No more craziness. No more Joker. The party’s over. Dibs on the museum! Now you’re gonna die and make everything right! I can tell you’re less than thrilled. Well, stick my finger in a socket - I really don’t care! Jeez Louise! Put on a happy face. Ha. Cartoon. Funny. *** No Fish Are We Now By Kirsten Irving A fortnight adrift, the crew spot a mermaid and try to harpoon it. Thus we lose our harpoons. The masts felled by round shot, I send crew to hoist them. The splintered trunks bloody us. Thus we lose blood. Cracked lips and calenture: the midday sun makes us squabble, spill water. Thus we lose water. The disguised girl midshipman, clutching her stomach, makes off with the rowboat. Thus we lose the rowboat. We slice into bandages, and later, into winding sheets, the crumpled sails. Thus we lose our sails. The cook, without a task, goes mad and we must put a knife through his heart. Thus we lose heart. Brown, nude and stumbling; in the heat of death we strip rank, pips, order. Thus we lose order. The final few cudgel the brash navigator, croaking songs of their homeland. Thus we lose land. Even I cup the seawater, knowing its curse and wrestle myself. Thus I lose myself. The mermaid returns, as I curl, undisturbed, on the deck. In time she is lost to the waves. *** Annah-o-thi-Shadows after Planescape: Torment By Jon Stone Here’s thi dark of it: see that tib wi thi poison pate an thi whitely limbs? She’s nae jinkskirt. I mooth nae fib; she can crack a crib wi thi smawest dub an thi glent in her glimms. Hae ye clocked thi tail? I daena mean her airse. Ay, she’s a dochter o a Nickie-ben, but I wadnae speak o it – unless, o course ye yeuk for yer hearse – she’s thi tuiniest florence in thi bowsing ken. Thi law canna catch her, nor ony fox. Oh, she’s given thaim thi laugh awricht. As much o a blood at jouking thi box as she is wi locks tho thi clak in her sconce’s what leaves thaim licked. *** Zeus the Obliterated By Jon Stone His ribcage, which was a salvaged prow – scuttled by flame. His cankers and sores that were stud-jewels – plundered by flame. His resplendent shag of buff beard – shorn by flame. His sweat, day-old olive oil – vapourised by flame. His ears that were carved platters of coral – drowned in flame. The liquid in his bronze bladder – gargled by flame. His pinetimber spine – farmed by flame. His thighs, those unclamberable dunes – glass-blown by flame. The sink estate he sat upon – 'regenerated' by flame. His cold and lofty nipples – sucked on by flame. His lips with their spittle of gold – chewed by flame. Featherhead Nike, his nubile dwarf – fragged by flame. His brain in its nest, a dinosaur's green egg – scrambled by flame. His sceptre with its unshakeable bird – belittled by flame. *** Endings to Adventure Gamebooks 22 By Jon Stone You’re murdered at prayer. Your last words become wet. The whole Forgotten City upturns. That band of heroes – the ones who thought they’d be in time – they were wrong. Now they take you to the murmuring water’s edge. You were imperturbable but there is such a thing as too noble, Aerith. The light has spiked, the music has swollen. The boy who lowers you in, who is so sullen – now, oh now he’ll never be your lover. Game Over. *** Dust By Jon Stone Dust hikes up her skirts for anyone, and then she’ll swoon and then she’ll swoon again in torchlight, in the porch light or in rain. Dust wakes up in rooms reeking of wine and soon slips on her silken morning gown. Her suitors watch her drunkenly careen. Dust remembers where but never when. She’s someone you can coax but not dragoon, the show that started late and overran. Dust is feeling thin. She’s feeling worn. She can’t quite picture how the night began or how it ended, how it came to ruin. _________________________________________ About the authors: Kirsten Irving is one half of the crew behind collaborative poetry publisher Sidekick Books and hand-made magazine . Her first pamphlet, What To Do, was published in 2011 by Happenstance and her first full collection, Never Never Never Come Back was published by Salt in 2012. Her poetry has been translated into Russian and Spanish, eaten in a cake and thrown out of a helicopter. She lives in Whitechapel, where she works as a copywriter and proofreader. @SidekickBooks. Jon Stone was born in Derby and currently lives in Whitechapel, London. He is the author the gothically-inclined pamphlet Scarecrows (Happenstance, 2010) and a full collection, School of Forgery (Salt, 2012), which was a Poetry Book Society recommendation. He is also the co-creator of Sidekick Books, who publish collaborative poetry projects and anthologies. He won an Eric Gregory Award in 2012. His personal website is www.gojonstonego.com. __________________________________________ *Harley Quinn: Preludes and Knock-Knock Jokes (Dodson, Dodson & Kesel, 2008, DC Comics) Batman: Mad Love and Other Stories (Dini & Timm, 2011, DC Comics) Harley & Ivy (Batman) (Dini, Winick, Timm & Chiodo, 2007, DC Comics) › Childcare: the gaping hole in the government’s growth plans A still from Bioshock Infinite. Subscribe For the latest TV, art, films and book reviews subscribe for just £1 per month!