My dinner table chat repels fellow diners
I have no money but some very nice memories
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Bankers can be hooligans too
The football showed me something ugly
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Tennis is great – and it’s even better on the telly
Since a woman in her fifties exposed my service game,
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I’d return to some old lovers like a shot, but never to London
I once had my own seat at the Coach and Horses’ bar
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As I catch my neighbour’s eye, I just so happen to be stark naked
Last night was a bit embarrassing
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I’m off to an anti-racism demo to try and get recognised
All I can offer in the way of violence is either a wounding mention in this column or a stinging…
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How to live without a fridge
It’s all fine – until summer comes
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I’m surrounded by coppers for the first time since my LSD arrest
Free bottles of water are political correctness gone mad
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