The Staggers 14 February 2011 Neil and Christine Hamilton in publicity-seeking shock The former MP and his wife release a picture re-creating the famous pottery scene from <em>Ghost</em Sign UpGet the New Statesman's Morning Call email. Sign-up Tweet The slightly dotty duo have seized upon the Valentine's fervour gripping the nation and released the above picture to, er, celebrate Valentine's Day – and put a nation off its lunch. The disgraced former MP Neil Hamilton plays Patrick Swayze, while Christine Hamilton is Demi Moore. Apparently it's all for charity. Perhaps if they raise enough, they'll never do it again. Give generously! › What Cameron can learn from Labour about identity Subscribe For daily analysis & more political coverage from Westminster and beyond subscribe for just £1 per month!